re: LUNCH THREAD- the I forgot edition

So my daughter just awaoke from the dead and went to her car to go visit some firends and came back inside to tell me someone broke into her car last night.....


She left it unlocked
She left the keys in the car
She had $500 cash in 3 different purses
and all other the 18 year old girl shite


They didnt even have to break the window since the car was unlocked

They didnt take anything.....nothing....all they all to do was press the break and push the start button and could have hit the jackpot


These thugs are dumb as fkn dirt

Hola Papi

whoa all, i just had my truck hand waxed & inside cleaned, all'tho, the inside is never v dirty 4 only $55 damn $$$.

also, i couldn't understand a fricking word they were saying 2 me and i think i may have joined a cartel

mexico people

hey trim crabby , i saw where u said that i wasn't aesthetically pleasing 2 look at.


u put me in a room with any 10 posters of your choice and i promise u that i won't b the ugliest poster in the room...k u old hag

3, now 4 4 skilly

Help me somebody. That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

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u said that i wasn't aesthetically pleasing 2 look at.

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I never said that. You’re confusing me with Liz. I’ve always thought you were good looking. Send me some more photos.

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we started watching the animal kingdom series and it is good af

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I like animal Kingdom but I just feel like its a spinoff of Point Break

I like The QuarterBack series

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i never watched p-break

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You've got to be kidding me?????

Point Break is tGOAT with the legends Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty and Gary Busey.