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re: LUNCH THREAD- “Mondays and ______ are dumb” Fill in the blank edition.

Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:39 pm to
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thighs >>>> breasts
I got bof

Bof are spicy
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:40 pm to
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Bof are spicy
dammit u beat me to it
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:43 pm to
It’s more like #hywa (ho you weigh a lot)

Whenever I go to the Dr - they move the 100 lb thingy over and then the 10 lb thingy

And I’m like ‘nuh-uh, gotta use the 50’

And the nurse laughs and I’m like ‘I’m serious’
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:44 pm to
She ain't a lady if she ain't 180
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:44 pm to
I had a bump on my head for weeks

:drunkaspy:
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:44 pm to
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Its been too wet (teed up for mpdph) to go play outside. I sad eat when i have to stay inside for too long.



I would weigh a thousand pounds if I sad ate. I wouldn’t make through one winter before dying from toxic biscuit poisoning.

My vacation last week didn’t help either. My travels are largely based around where I can eat and drink with the ppl I love.

I need to stay home for a while.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:45 pm to
They have to weigh me at the zoo or the vet school.
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:46 pm to
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:drunkaspy:


Is :funaspy:

Grt-

But it’s all in the boobies
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:49 pm to
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nothing to look at but billboards for an adult superstore.


It could be tote alley worse. You could have been on I-75 with the 426bbillboards for Cafe Risque, with the nekkid waitresses. I bet they look like Jon Candy and Kris Farley.
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:51 pm to
I wish y'all would just post your exact weight but I'm an idiot so I would ask such a stupid thing to such awesome ladies

actually i think nurse did

nb4 600 lbs

eta: beaten to the punch again I'm slacking
This post was edited on 6/16/25 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:52 pm to
I’m almost 600lb. I told you that.
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:54 pm to
I’m 52 years old. Have 3 grown kids (well- Babybaw is still a minor even though he’s a foot taller than me) and one sweet little grandson.

At this point in my life, I really don’t care who knows my weight.
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:54 pm to
That's okay it's the personality that matters most
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:55 pm to
much respect
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:58 pm to
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it's the package that matters most


twDPHws
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60622 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:59 pm to
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I wish y'all would just post your exact weight
I’m at least 150

But not 180

So I guess I’m not a lady

Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:59 pm to
I think i’ve got enough of that.
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:59 pm to
yep and hopefully steamed
Posted by 214
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:00 pm to
holy shite i cant believe i actually asked yall what you weigh. i am an idiot

ty for being gracious and cool
This post was edited on 6/16/25 at 6:01 pm
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