re: LUNCH THREAD- Mondayest of Mondays edition

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I dug the clams from my ditch this morning. I might throw in an apple snail for garnishing purposes.

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was the dumpster empty

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What part of town?

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The Pound side of town

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Sure....where you at? It will be me Paige, Gimmedatdick, McPony and Owlfan...we're having our quarterly meeting to discuss the future of our online business and give out awards.

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BTW Ive drafted several $9.999 checks so we keep the IRS out of our business

get a table not a booth

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How's rehab going?

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I get frustrated with how slow the rehab is it's kind of embarrassing because I walk like a spaz way my right arm hangs uselessly by my side I probably look like a freaking retard but it gets a little better each day and I still have really nice hair I hope to close on my house in a couple of weeks then finally I can spend some money on some much needed hookers and blow

I don't really like my life very much right now things I used to do with ease now is a real struggle

but I recognize that struggling is better than being dead I get bored plenty but I do try to push myself a little bit each day I don't take any shortcuts and I think it's only been 3 months since the stroke I magine where I could be 3 months from now and it will be better than this 6 months later it will be better than the first 6 months

and I will be forever grateful for the support from this board the fact that several posters have reached out to me and become Facebook friends land Ive earned a little about them and their families and real life stuff and come to realize with very few exceptions y'all are really good folk

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Tell us how you really feel.

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well I will always be 100% honest I figured you wouldn't waste your time asking if you didn't want the truth

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Good luck and keep at it. It's a process, but I know you have the faith and power to see it through.

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well the plan is to kick this strokes arse

holy shite no one is reading all that

can you masturbate or not?

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I get frustrated with how slow the rehab is it's kind of embarrassing because I walk like a spaz way my right arm hangs uselessly by my side I probably look like a freaking retard but it gets a little better each day and I still have really nice hair I hope to close on my house in a couple of weeks then finally I can spend some money on some much needed hookers and blow

I don't really like my life very much right now things I used to do with ease now is a real struggle

but I recognize that struggling is better than being dead I get bored plenty but I do try to push myself a little bit each day I don't take any shortcuts and I think it's only been 3 months since the stroke I magine where I could be 3 months from now and it will be better than this 6 months later it will be better than the first 6 months

and I will be forever grateful for the support from this board the fact that several posters have reached out to me and become Facebook friends land Ive earned a little about them and their families and real life stuff and come to realize with very few exceptions y'all are really good folk

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Cool story OwlWeO

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holy shite no one is reading all that

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yes you are you're obsessed with me

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can you masturbate or not?

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with great difficulty but it gives me a great sense of accomplishment so now when my mom asked what are you doing with your life ?

I have a good answer

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tgrbaitn08

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my sympathy grace period is eroding quickly

His FWB still make house calls.

Owl is not forever alone....like others.