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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:36 pm to
J can you remember back when you turned 37?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

i hate when all you ugly fat dudes say that i out-kicked my coverage and have a beautiful & skinny life partner.


I didn't out-kick anything. I am a dapper, witty fellow who never had much trouble with the ladies. Mrs Cove and I deserve one another.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:38 pm to
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Saint is currently mudchecking Darth in the female MMA thread.


i might last 15 seconds in the ring with ronda. i'd be exhausted, bruised and crying.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:39 pm to
Not really but whatever it was, I'm sure it involved a kid or two.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:41 pm to
hi jmcs


i would definitely need a whole viagra pill for you.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:43 pm to
And I would need a blindfold and some level of desperation with you.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:45 pm to
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And I would need a blindfold and some level of desperation


You're batting .500 already. Now where's that blindfold?
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:46 pm to
That hurt Cades



Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:49 pm to
i'd let you to give me an erotic 3 to 5 minute massage with a happy beginning
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:50 pm to
Tell Nurse how much menopausal cold sweats beats out those monthly cramps anyway since she is obviously throwing it in your face.


Anyway I saw on PBS news yesterday the FDA finally approved "lady viagra", so we good to go my Bea


:soon:
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:51 pm to
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i'd let you to give me an erotic 3 to 5 minute massage with a happy beginning



I'd pay her to erotic-asphyxiate you and forget the safe word.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 3:52 pm
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:53 pm to
I told you before, I'm not touching you.



How much we talking Cades?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:54 pm to
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How much we talking Cades?


I knew it was just a question of price.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:55 pm to
I still have fricking monthly cramps, hence the peanut M&M's for lunch yesterday.


Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:55 pm to
You can pay me in shoes
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:56 pm to
I once nearly choked out an unnamed poster. Didn't realize that she REALLY couldn't breath. It wasn't her just into it.

:/
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:57 pm to
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I still have fricking monthly cramps, hence the peanut M&M's for lunch yesterday.

Well i'm glad you're working out once a month to get cramps. Lord knows menopause isn't any fun
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:59 pm to
Wouldn't know.....








Yet
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:59 pm to
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I once nearly choked out an unnamed poster.


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