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re: LUNCH THREAD - Oprah farted a fire into existence red pill edition

Posted on 9/1/23 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 12:58 pm to
Is he allergic to nuts?

"axel grease" were basically 1/2 jar jelly (strawberry) and 1/2 jar el cheapo peanut butter (per sandwich) in a power mixing bowl that when finished looked very much like the axle grease in a garage.

Inexpensive
Filling
Sugar + Protein


At peak trading (late high school and college) I was probably doing 9K+ calories a day and it was all food. Coach would not let us to powders back then but we had to drink pickle juice as Gatorade and PowerAid were not around.

If this works, it could help him save for college expenses.
Posted by LSU Coyote
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 12:59 pm to
Yeah never heard of it.

Laughed at the Socially Secure.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:00 pm to
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I see some things on those cards that leads me to believe they are not really mint 9s.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:01 pm to
He’s never like peanut butter or jelly. I blame that on being from Russia since they don’t have peanut butter there.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:04 pm to
MJ wore a nameless #12 jersey on Valentine’s Day 1990. I had to look it up when I saw that card.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:05 pm to
BTW, hello ladies

You guys read my mind as my first thought was Ken and how that would go. If he is nutless and gay, probably loves having it done. Did he get a ribbon?

I got one once and it was blue. Pretty sure I did not that well at the Sheaf Toss and went drinking and passed out. Won 1st prize tho!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:06 pm to
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they don’t have peanut butter there.




they use all of their peanuts to make vodka
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:09 pm to
Bummer

There are so many good reasons to grow up in the South and peanut butter certainly qualifies.

Your mention of jambalaya is solidifying my decision on what to have for dinner.

Just got some fresh grown tomatoes (one looks like a set of balls) from the jailbait across the street. I think she is just in her late 60's but I am getting the feeling she may be sweet on me and she does love dogs.

Speaking of the ladies, where is MS? I want to know what orange cat is uo to today.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:11 pm to
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I blame that on being from Russia


Interesting!

How are you at physics?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:12 pm to
He’d definitely rock it. If I’m ever not too poor to do a big show again I’m using purple and gold yarn for his braids.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:13 pm to
Despite blowing his lead after the trot fence he placed pretty well. There was a very distracting chair next to the fence and he can’t seem to think about 2 things at once.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:15 pm to
Pro drinking tip

If you drink vodka but are limited by budget, buy grain alcohol and cut it down for the same effect at a lower cost. I think both are made from Taters but the cost can vary. I am okay with just the grain and did not dilute but stop when you just need glasses and before you go fully blind.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:16 pm to
If he did not spook and throw you, that sounds like a win in my book.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:18 pm to
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stop when you just need glasses and before you go fully blind.



so my mom was talking about vodka!?!?
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:18 pm to
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#WinnieWinners


Y’all know what time it is, weekend at bergs for the summer is over, it’s Winnie time







Soon,,,,






Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:20 pm to
I already told you to just keep your money…..
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:20 pm to
He was staring at it so only got the change in front
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:21 pm to
Lunch is late and looking like Dal Makhani & Rice

Sorta like real spicy Indian lentil beans which I will mix in some rice and some sort of meat from the freezer.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:23 pm to
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so my mom was talking about vodka!?!?


Depends on where you lived as a kid

For most of the world is applies to spanking the monkey but in the hills it also applies to corn likker.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58901 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 1:25 pm to
Where does that dude in the yellow jacket pic come from?

I am really liking it but can not find the correct search words to get it to pop up. Is he some sort of celebrity and I need to search by name?
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