re: LUNCH THRAY--The "come say hey to me at mudminnow's t-gate" edition

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i'd kill to have incurable emotional scars from 24yr olds giving me sobbing bj's

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Well, she's not close to 24 any longer. But as crazy as she was, you as a complete stranger could walk up to her, whip your dick out, and I'd bet you my last dollar she'd drop to her knees and latch on it like a calf to it's momma's tit without saying a word.

She had serious sexual issues to say the least. Sad part of it, some dude got a hold of her at a young age and made her what she was.

Did she make you go down on her until your prepubescent face looked like a glazed donut?

could you take me under your wing and teach me to be an incredible lay? here's what i know how to do:

-kiss (with tongue)
-finger ("come hither" technique)

we don't have to practice the kissing part, unless you think you can really make me better. and i read something that said the clitoris isn't even real, so i don't care about finding out where it really is anymore, but did want to know if girls pee out the one big hole of if there's another one??

Hey Skillet. Exciting weekend of football eh? Told you South Carolina would not just cover this past weekend, but they would actually win.

My early pick for this week is Northwestern at Duke +4. I am thinking Duke can possibly win this win, if they don't it is likely to be a close game.

What do you think about Texas losing? What about A&M and that great John Chevis D? And Tennessee are some lucky sons of bitches.

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could you take me under your wing and teach me to be an incredible lay? here's what i know how to do:

-kiss (with tongue)
-finger ("come hither" technique)

we don't have to practice the kissing part, unless you think you can really make me better. and i read something that said the clitoris isn't even real, so i don't care about finding out where it really is anymore, but did want to know if girls pee out the one big hole of if there's another one??

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I could just give you her information and let her teach you. I know where she and her husband still live today.

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Chris can't you see Darth is trying to candidly share his stories of sexual abuse?

Use a little tact before posting about cocks and devils.

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Meh, I came to terms with it years ago. Yeah it's fricked up what she did. But I'm fine. Worst long-term effect that's stuck with me is a deep and abiding foot fetish.

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she even made you come to terms? musta been one helluva b

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Well seeing how I was a 12 yr old kid I didn't have any point of reference to the quality of the BJ or any of the other activities she had us do.