re: LUNCH THRAY--"pleze tattle-tale on another poster" gossip edition

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Thanks darth. After having a house full of sons, I don't know what I'm gonna do with a baby granddaughter. Spoil maybe?

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Of course! That’s what I look forward to the most when I become a granddad.

Funny story from when my son was about 3. He’d go spend every Friday night at his grandmother’s house. One time my wife went to pick him up and it was almost dinner time. When they were leaving her mother told my wife “he probably won’t be hungry because he just ate two ice cream sandwiches”. My wife asked her why would she let him have two ice cream sandwiches right before dinner time. Her answer... “because he wanted them”.


That’s why it’s good to be a grandparent.

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I’m not pregnant, it was a joke from our convo yesterday.

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I know. Sometimes it scares me that they allow you to change people catheter.

I wish.

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I don’t change catheters

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Skillet said you were a nurse, oopsie.

My dad called me all excited when randy was 8 months old to tell me how much he loved his first Oreo

I was so furious I yelled at him

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I don’t change catheters

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It was worse having that damned thing removed than the drain tubes from my chest.

And it's really funny because my son who just had the baby. When he was about 4 or 5, my ex's mother was giving him an ice cream sandwich. I said no, we're going home to eat dinner. She just stared at me with a mean look on her face.

5 minutes later, I see him walking around eating ice cream. She was like F U. I was like, I'm about to teach this bitch who's boss.

Of course, I just said nothing.

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Maybe it's time for you to have another little baby. Tell that SO to get working.

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Not possible with her posting 25/7 (she posts an extra hour). He's got a crusty mountain in the corner of one of their rooms.


I ate Pho and Spicy Cheez its.

Oh and Festus, I never would have guessed you were old enough to be a grandfather. Congrats man!

Hello Paige!