re: LUNCH THRAY - weasel washing Monday edition

Whats up guys.

Random day off so I helped a friend return a Uhaul and move some shite to her new apartment.
Decided to put a roast in the slow cooker so dinner should be good for the week.

cheezy g in the place to be. all eyez on me, volume 3. I wish a ninja would, like tree. Blee. Dat.

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Nothing.

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That is your issue!

Cats = women (need to be fed and stroked - when they want it)

Dogs = men (just happy to hang out with baws and lick - like us scratching our balls)

If you had dropped some cold milk from the fridge and opened a can of tuna, you would been respected.

Weasels are weird. They look like they would be sweet to cuddle but their teeth and claws up close freak me out.

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opened a can of tuna

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the real reason orange kitty kept returning

I dated a white / green witch and she had ferrets and they grew on me. My first ferret was in the 70's and I woke up in the morning from a night with a most interesting Mickey Mouse tattoo, to a ferret on my chest (in my groggy condition, I thought it was a rat) and that was life altering. Thank God no You Tube back then as a large naked white man running around the house would have gone viral in this day and age.

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You can name a cat anything you want but their true name is the sound an electric can opener makes.

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Growing up our cats would come running whenever they heard it. I used to pour the tuna water into their bowls.

pb2

ga mpt

How was your Christopher Cross adventure yesterday evening?