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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "l-thray for losers" edition---r u a loser?

Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

who would you bring as a date?


your e-gf isnt allowed. we dont need someone like that there




I'd bring Paige. She'd be the best looking chick at your wedding. And what'r you gonna do, stop me?

6'0 220, try and stop me.

Also, I absolutely love wedding cake.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:36 pm to
My parents could likely qualify for something in foodstamps each month....but they refuse to apply for it.


I actually keep trying to convince them to...because they are the type of people those programs were meant for...but my dad just does not want to.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:37 pm to
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I actually keep trying to convince them to...because they are the type of people those programs were meant for...but my dad just does not want to.


After Katrina, my dad lost his job and moms was questionable. Assistance was denied.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:40 pm to
Fes, every time I encounter the low-life kinda people you're talking about, I just think to myself that I'm glad I'm not them, that all people weren't created equal, some lives don't matter, and abortion for those people would have made perfect sense and I think God would approve.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61789 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:40 pm to
Special day today
I must be living right!
Got to eat real Chef Boyardee raviolies. Not the Walmark Great Value ones.

And tap water!!
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 2:42 pm
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12201 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:42 pm to
My mother and grandmother nagged at my grandfather to apply for social security benefits after he retired. He didn't want to but finally gave in to shut them up.

We found all his uncashed SS checks in his junk drawer after his death.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:43 pm to
Um Festus is on call to remove the undesirables from the wedding. ill take him anyday to btf out of your sherwood forest arse
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:46 pm to
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They just need to get rid of EBT and go back to government cheese.


I have been a proponent for Government gruel or porridge. Create a gruel that provides 100% of the nutrition needed daily and make it flavorless. You could start an entire industry, creating countless jobs, in the production and distribution of this gruel. Then have it available at distribution centers across the country.

- You can probably reduce the welfare budget by 80%
- No one can argue that you don't care for the poor, you are providing them with the needed nutrition.
- Incentive is strong for those eating gruel to stand up and help themselves. Now, they have ownership. You want to keep eating gruel? Fine, your choice. You want some delicious and tasty food? Fine. But you'll have to purchase that with your own money.

Win/Win, imo, imho, fwiw, gfy.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:47 pm to
i'm not looking forward to your wife, aka LL critiquing the reception food. and lol at all the dudes that try to hit on bleu at the reception.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:48 pm to
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how rude old people are.

Kind of a long story but I'll make it short. Was at a local grocery store in Baton Rouge and while I was shopping I was on the phone with my sister. The conversation was naturally in Spanish but I talk low because I don't want everyone to hear my conversation. As I approach the checkout line I end the conversation because it's ride to be on the phone when checking out. As I'm hanging up the old woman cashier tells the old man bagging the groceries that it's a shame they let my people stay here and we don't learn English or pay taxes. I remained quiet until the checkout process was over and then told her in perfect English thank you and that as a school teacher I do pay taxes
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:48 pm to
I'm the bouncer at their wedding, you fat POS. Don't sing it, bring it.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:51 pm to
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and lol at all the dudes that try to hit on bleu at the reception.




she wont be there. my list of of TD people


skillet(LOL)
festus(security for the LOL people)
terd(only there for 5 minutes for the YMCA song in his sailor outfit)
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:52 pm to
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I was on the phone with my sister.



yy, i still can't peg your gender. i'll refrain from hardlegging until i know more about you.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:54 pm to
I'm a beautiful Latino
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

I'm the bouncer at their wedding, you fat POS. Don't sing it, bring it.



hey fes, jones once said that most all of LL's chick friends are butt ugly...we gonna need some tasers at that reception.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:55 pm to
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skillet

quote:

festus

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terd

I hope your reception is heavy on fatty protein, carbohydrates, and beer. Please say there's going to be a nacho cheese fountain. Please.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12201 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:55 pm to
Please capture terd on video doing the YMCA dance.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:57 pm to
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terd(only there for 5 minutes for the YMCA song in his sailor outfit)


You have no idea the amount of damage I could do to an open bar in 5 minutes...
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:58 pm to
That can be arranged.

Is skillets 220lbs really 320?
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:59 pm to
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open bar

Stock that bad boy full of rum and you'll have to call INS to get me to leave
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