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Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:02 am to
I listened to pandora all afternoon while I was in my study building a model. But I dont remember hearing that commercial. What's it about?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:03 am to
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And I already told you to make whatever jokes about it you want. Honestly, go ahead. Won't bother me.

thats bullshite


glad you lived but if you're gonna try and act like you haven't engaged in ongoing arguments about biker gangs while insisting you have a new found respect for life you're lying.
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:06 am to
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Adam & Eve ads on Pandora sound so miserable


i'd rather talk about this than Darth's death and resurrection.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:06 am to
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What's it about?


Something about getting 6 porno DVDs, a toy for her, and an "adventurous" toy for him blah blah blah. I can't imagine anyone hearing that and wanting to buy anything like that.
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:07 am to
how much was it?


Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:08 am to
I think it was complimentary with a purchase over $30 or something like that.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:10 am to
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thats bullshite



Joe's rly, it's fine. Rip away about my heart issues and/or the fact I died at one point.

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glad you lived but if you're gonna try and act like you haven't engaged in ongoing arguments about biker gangs while insisting you have a new found respect for life you're lying.


I do have a new found respect for life. It's a miracle I'm still here. I'm fully aware of this fact. And to be honest, it does weigh on me and that's why I've had problems in the past with the jokes about it. On one hand I can't get it out of my mind. I'm reminded of it 24/7. But on the other hand I want to go back to just being a normal guy again.

So really, I'm learning to deal with it and it's fine if you want to crack jokes about it. Right here for everyone to see, I'm announcing to you its ok for you to tease me about dying.

But having said all that, having a new appreciation for life doesn't mean I won't engage in a debate or that I've become some flower-power hippy. If I disagree with someone, I'll still express my views
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:12 am to
i need to get my mother in law something for her birthday.

Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:12 am to
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Something about getting 6 porno DVDs, a toy for her, and an "adventurous" toy for him blah blah blah. I can't imagine anyone hearing that and wanting to buy anything like that.


Oh, OK. I've seen their TV adds. We have something similar in B'ham named "Love Stuff". Try advertise in radio up here and it's hilarious. They got some chick reading this script and she sounds like she just started learning to read last week.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:13 am to
So about 15 years ago I was helping some friends move. They were obnoxiously open about being in "the lifestyle" ( swingers) anyhew...

We were finished with the move and they had ordered pizza, husband is hooking up the TV, wife is serving. Someone comments that the 3 year old is awfully and the mom calls his name and he comes sauntering in with his face covered in chocolate and eating a big giant chocolate dildo he had found in the box marked TOYS that had been placed in his room.
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 12:18 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:14 am to
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i need to get my mother in law something for her birthday.


Perhaps a butt plug or a DVD bonus pack of Co-Ed Backdoor Shenanigans Volumes 37 - 43?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:15 am to
Well that's absolutely disgusting. Chocolate dildo?

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Perhaps a butt plug or a DVD bonus pack of Co-Ed Backdoor Shenanigans Volumes 37 - 43?


You really are appreciating life more
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 12:17 am
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:16 am to
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Perhaps a butt plug or a DVD bonus pack of Co-Ed Backdoor Shenanigans Volumes 37 - 43?


That would probably give his mom a heart attack
Posted by OKellsBells
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Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:17 am to
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I'm sure I would. What I would not do is turn every conversation into one about my death and THEN when I received some good natured ribbing about it go into a tirade and turning the conversation into an argument.


C'mon man. You and OweO are like frickin Tom and Jerry, randomly hijacking threads for many pages with adolescent banter.

I do find it entertaining, but sometimes OT reminds me of Lord of the Flies.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:17 am to
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We were finished with the moved and they had ordered pizza, husband is hooking up the TV, wife is serving. Someone comments that the 3 year old is awfully and the mom calls his name and he comes sauntering in with his face covered in chocolate and eating a big giant chocolate dildo he had found in the box marked TOYS that had been placed in his room


In the kid's defense, I'll say I highly doubt he could even read the word "toys" on the side of the box.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:17 am to
You two are so cute. It's funny when two people that have never met carry so much vitriol toward each other. Keep up the good work guys.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:17 am to
miracles are not real

your survival was by chance
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:20 am to
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quote:

Perhaps a butt plug or a DVD bonus pack of Co-Ed Backdoor Shenanigans Volumes 37 - 43?


You really are appreciating life more


I'm just hoping I'm around for volume 44 to come out.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:20 am to
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You two are so cute. It's funny when two people that have never met carry so much vitriol toward each other. Keep up the good work guys


I have no vitriol for Owl.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:20 am to
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You and OweO are like frickin Tom and Jerry, randomly hijacking threads for many pages with adolescent banter.

he started it


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I do find it entertaining, but sometimes OT reminds me of Lord of the Flies.


Darth is Piggy
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