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re: Late Night Snack Thread - brought to you by Hormel, The Official LNST sponsor
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:32 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:32 pm to OMLandshark
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My sister is on a drunken rampage and I’ll be shocked if I’m not collecting her corpse sometime over the next week. She’s booked plane tickets where I have no idea where she is. So I took a drink to her death tonight... I don’t drink liquor except for drastic occasions, like weddings or funerals.
Sounds reasonable. I'd probably call someone, but whatever.
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:33 pm to genro
quote:
Unfortunately they said 222-222-2222 was unavailable
So, what did you get instead?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:35 pm to Aspercel
Air heads.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:36 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
My sister is on a drunken rampage
Pics?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:36 pm to OMLandshark
She hasn't been putting anything up on social media?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:36 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Sounds reasonable. I'd probably call someone, but whatever.
I have and I’ve been in drunken contact with her. She claims she’s in Miami, but despite talking to airport authorities they say she wasn’t there. She also told a friend she was going to the Caribbean, but she drunkenly called me an hour ago saying she forgot her passport.
This post was edited on 4/20/18 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:36 pm to bigberg2000
Hey berg 
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:36 pm to LCA131
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So, what did you get instead
The silence of your lonely life.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:37 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Pics?
Id usually laugh, but inappropriate here.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:37 pm to Rebel
There’s nothing left to eat here except vegetables 
ETA: Sorry to heat that, OML... I can’t even imagine how tough that must be on you and your parents.
ETA: Sorry to heat that, OML... I can’t even imagine how tough that must be on you and your parents.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:38 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Id usually laugh, but inappropriate here.
How the frick can I help you find her if I don’t know what she looks like??
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:38 pm to Rebel
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She hasn't been putting anything up on social media?
She actively wants to die and won’t let me know where she actually is. I’m bullshitting with her that I’m not telling our parents that we’ve talked, but of course I am. I really would not be remotely shocked to get a call from a police department tomorrow to identify a body.
I’m freaking out.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:38 pm to Slagathor
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There’s nothing left to eat here except vegetables
I’ve got some Italian Sausage you can have
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:39 pm to OMLandshark
Call her in as a terrorist. No joke.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:40 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Call her in as a terrorist. No joke.
My mom did propose that, but I backed her down saying she would be shot on sight.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:40 pm to Deactived
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how old is she?
Late 20s
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:41 pm to Slagathor
What’s wrong with veggies?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 10:42 pm to Aspercel
Nothing is wrong with veggies except they’re not Doritos
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