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re: Lady makes her placenta into a smoothie - feeds it to her family (w pics)

Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:38 pm to
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At least the smoothies and dehydration versions have insane amounts of nutrients and other stuff like stem cells.
Somewhere, there's an updated SNL skit to this. Remember Bass-o-matic '76? LINK

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:47 pm to
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Somewhere, there's an updated SNL skit to this. Remember Bass-o-matic '76? LINK



My fave:

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:50 pm to
What if you were given it and didn't know what it was but liked it? When you found what it was, would you not try it again?
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:53 pm to
Honestly have you guys never heard of this? I'm sure a lot of your wives have done it in pill form.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:54 pm to
I haven't heard of this but if it is good for you, go for it.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7086 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:03 pm to
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Honestly have you guys never heard of this? I'm sure a lot of your wives have done it in pill form.


My wife asked her lady doctor about this before delivery, and her reply was "God, no. That's dumb."
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:08 pm to
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What if you were given it and didn't know what it was but liked it? When you found what it was, would you not try it again?



Yep

I've eaten some weird animal parts, livers/hearts/feet/etc. I always said if they grew human meat in a petri dish in a lab, I'd give it a shot

Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12557 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:11 pm to
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Yep I've eaten some weird animal parts, livers/hearts/feet/etc. I always said if they grew human meat in a petri dish in a lab, I'd give it a shot


Same here.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:38 pm to
I am non violent, but if you come home all post partum depressed and make my other kid drink afterbirth...I may just end up in jail. What the hell is wrong with people. Is she some kind of modern day witch?
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:49 pm to
effing idiots. Animals also eat their still born - are they going to do that too?

It can end up killing your newborn or take a perfectly healthy newborn to a deathly ill infant in the NICU.


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At least that was the case for one Oregon mother. In September of 2016, the healthy woman, who gave birth to a healthy baby after an uncomplicated pregnancy, watched (likely in horror) as her newborn’s health quickly deteriorated.

Shortly after birth, the baby showed signs of respiratory distress, was admitted to the neonatal intensive care unit, and was found to have a life-threatening blood infection—diagnosed as late-onset group B Streptococcus agalactiae (GBS) bacteremia.

After an 11-day course of antibiotics in the hospital, the baby improved and went home. A dangerous dose But not five days later, the baby arrived in another hospital, again with a GBS infection.

Puzzled as to why the infection recurred, the doctors there started asking questions and found that the mother was taking placenta pills. She had hired a company—which the researchers only identify as “Company A”—to make pills for her.

The company notes on its website that it cleans, slices, and dehydrates placentas at 115°F–160°F (46°C–71°C), then grinds and places them into about 115–200 gelatin capsules, stored at room temperature.

The researchers note that this process may not heat the organ to a high enough temperature or for long enough to reduce pathogens. For instance, when cooking meat at just 130°F, it takes around two hours to kill off Salmonella. When the researchers examined the pills, they found that they were packed with not just placenta powder but GBS as well.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:54 pm to
This is just 110% gross.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103884 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:19 pm to
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Lady makes her placenta into a smoothie - feeds it to her family



Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:25 pm to
Does this not qualify as cannibalism?
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
43537 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:37 pm to
lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:39 pm to
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