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Ladies and Gentlemen, the 99-Million-Year Erection...

Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10320 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:13 pm
LINK

You're welcome.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:14 pm to
Thats what happens when you drink an entire bottle of peptides
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132648 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:14 pm to
He should contact his doctor for that
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:16 pm to
Why are you looking up spider boners?
Posted by CFDoc
Member since Jan 2013
2312 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

extends more than half a millimeter from the lower abdomen


jealous
Posted by weedGOKU666
Member since Jan 2013
3749 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:21 pm to
It is absurd how difficult it is to find spider dicks on the Internet. Thanks OP
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10320 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Why isn't everyone looking up spider boners?


FIFY
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

said Jason Dunlop, the curator of the arachnid, millipede and centipede collections at the Museum für Naturkunde in Berlin


I'm sure that guy is swimming in the tang
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:29 pm to
He probably got covered by sap one summer 99 MY's ago and his last thoughts were, "Ohhhh, it's wet and warm up in here..."
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4897 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:32 pm to
Talk about petrified wood
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10320 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:54 pm to
Aaaaand we've made the leap to spiders participating in simulated sex.

In it's undoubtedly short lifespan, this thread delivered.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89837 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 1:37 pm to
That Cialis is wicked stuff.
Posted by No Diggity Tiger
Member since Apr 2013
152 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Male orb-web spiders can detach their pedipalps and leave them behind inside a mate in order to escape their cannibalistic female sex partners.

I see a commonality between spiders and humans.
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