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re: Kobe Bryant’s net worth was 600 million

Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118250 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:49 pm to
Are you Italian too?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91997 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:50 pm to
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Parents estranged When you're estranger Faces look ugly When you're alone


talk about estranged parents, JM has got to be the poster child
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105223 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:55 pm to
Some probate lawyer is ordering his new yacht about now.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157137 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:56 pm to
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it was worth a daughter
"Satire is Tragedy plus Time"

Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 7:59 pm to
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"Satire is Tragedy plus Time"


Half a day isn’t really time.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157137 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:00 pm to
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quote:

"Satire is Tragedy plus Time"
Half a day isn’t really time
that's the point
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18362 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:03 pm to
Wow, two times my net worth! I have the sads.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24184 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:04 pm to
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No amount of money can make up for the tragic loss of her daughter and husband.


Eh, I mean Kobe married her when she was 17 so she barely knew what not being wealthy even was. But it’s a hell of lot easier to cope through a loss of family when you are rich then if she had to go back to her cashier job at Walmart.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
13071 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:06 pm to
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Net worth is an illusion


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157137 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:07 pm to
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it’s a hell of lot easier to cope through a loss of family when you are rich then if she had to go back to her cashier job at Walmart.
A question to all of you who DVed my first post in the thread:

How is the above quoted statement, apparently quite sincere, different from my joke?
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:11 pm to
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I'm related to Howard Hughes.


Damn, me too on his father's side.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157137 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:13 pm to
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quote:

I'm related to Howard Hughes.
Damn, me too on his father's side
Houston baws represent

Wish I could tell the story about Howard getting thrown in the Shreveport jail, but the punchline would get me banned
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38017 posts
Posted on 1/26/20 at 8:59 pm to
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Are you Italian too?


German/Coonass
Married a girl who is Greek/Italian/coonass. Does that count?
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