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re: Just shake my phucking hand

Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18847 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:36 pm to
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You probably seem like a dirty bro that touches buttholes without washing.

Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30796 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:36 pm to


Never stopped shaking hands, never wore the mask, never quarantined. Herd immunity is the best cure, but it finally caught me.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16273 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:48 pm to
Dear Facebook

Remember though virtually every hand you shake will have at had a dick in it.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:51 pm to
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I’m tired of extending my hand for a handshake only to be met with someone balling their fist to fist bump.

Covid is over, and we’re not snowboarders. Shake my fricking hand like we’re adults

Thanks


Sorry, but I didn't want to touch your gross hand before COVID. Now it's just a convenient excuse not to.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7707 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:51 pm to
hand or bump fist, especially When the other guy is seeking my business “


Get outta here with this jackass crap. Jackass.
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Dear Facebook


Did you get this fresh quip from the fricking farmers market

Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:58 pm to
Marine too scared to shake hands.


You’re part of Milley’s military all right
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 7:59 pm to
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Oh, here we go. Baw, your penis isn't clean as it gathers bacteria and other harmful shite all day long. No, your penis isn't clean.


Every night in America millions of women go to bars and go home with a complete stranger and suck their dicks. It’s not like they’re all dropping dead of the dirty dick plague.
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 8:01 pm to
You’re responding to someone who has never engaged in a sexual encounter
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 8:01 pm to
I've been separated for 10 years.

No one is scared. You're just gross. Probably have sweaty hands, too.
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