re: Joke of the evening

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Well this thread isnt very Christian anymore

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Here ya go...


A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend.

The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, "That's odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian." So the two of them went to see the Rabbi.

They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said "That's odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian."

So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what's going on over there. The arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how the all returned as Christians."

There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, "That's odd . . . "

Two bums are talking at train station. One bum tells the other" I had sex all night with a woman right here by the tracks. We did everything missionary, doggie style and 69ed." The other bum asks " Damn, did she give good head?" The first bum said" Oh no, she didn't have a head."

A paraplegic walks into a bar. The barkeep says "Hey, you can't just walk in here!"

The paraplegic says "frick, you're right." and falls down.