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re: Ivan Koloff has died.

Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:41 am to
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:41 am to
and cool your jets with me. It's ponderous.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:



I know nothing about wrestling because I'm not white trash.

Thanks for the heads up


You think knowing about wrestling makes one trash? Did you just skip the ages betwen 5 and 10? Or were you the dork who all the other boys made fun of for being a sissy momma's boy?

And I have no idea how old you are or if you have or will have kids. But if you have a boy, about the age of 5 or so he will first hear of the WWE and to him it will be the most awesome thing in the world for roughly about the next five years. And unless you're completely shitty as a father, you'll be right there with him. You'll know their names, if they're a good guy or heel, who their rivals with, and his favorite wrestler will also be your favorite. At least unless you just suck as a dad.

This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 9:49 am
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:49 am to
Posted by CelticDog
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:07 am to
Lca, its on you.

Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Lca, its on you.




Let's see...

Ivan Koloff, The Russian Bear.
He shaved his head, he had no hair.
His growling roar had NO peer.
But he was a pussy, just like Mir.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:20 am to
We lose the Nature Boy within the month. Hate to say it.
Posted by Chitter Chatter
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:23 am to
quote:

We lose the Nature Boy within the month

Posted by Mir
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:33 am to
quote:

You think knowing about wrestling makes one trash? Did you just skip the ages betwen 5 and 10? Or were you the dork who all the other boys made fun of for being a sissy momma's boy?


I was playing hockey and hunting not being a sissy boy watching make believe fights

I have an 8 year old son who has 0 interest in wrestling. We aren't white trash though
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 10:39 am
Posted by GetBackToWork
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:01 am to
Wrestlers are dying almost as bad as ex punk rockers.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

He was about as Russian as I am....he was born in Montreal and raised in Ontario.
Kayfabe you goddamn idiot
Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:06 am to
Well aren't you just an internet badass.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:08 am to
quote:

I was playing hockey and hunting not being a sissy boy watching make believe fights

I have an 8 year old son who has 0 interest in wrestling. We aren't white trash though


LMAO. You think being pro or con wrestling has anything to do with trashiness. Damn, you're pathetic. And I say that as someone who hasn't watched a minute of wrestling since about 2011.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:10 am to
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Damn, you're pathetic.


Me and you wrestling ring. Book it

I'll be thinking up my stage name. I'm thinking of "Siberian Savage"
Posted by Ric Flair
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:10 am to
Anyone remember when Ivan Koloff, Eddie Gilbert, and Nikita attacked Cowboy Bill Watts?

LINK
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Anyone remember when Ivan Koloff, Eddie Gilbert, and Nikita attacked Cowboy Bill Watts?



I'll bet Cowboy Bill Watts does.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

I'll be thinking up my stage name. I'm thinking of "Siberian Savage


I'm thinking the name "Message Board Try-Hard Dork" suites you better.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:22 am to
How about the, "Borscht Butt Plug"?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:23 am to
That's too long, how about the "red scare"

quote:

How about the, "Borscht Butt Plug"?


That will be my signature move
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 11:24 am
Posted by ThePerkins927
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Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:23 pm to
Also Koloff and George the Animal Steele were old, passed from somewhat natural causes I believe.
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