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re: Israel is now invading Gaza
Posted on 7/17/14 at 5:55 pm to Iona Fan Man
Posted on 7/17/14 at 5:55 pm to Iona Fan Man
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Kashonly
I didn't think there was an Israel prior to their time in Egypt.
True that the Egyptians didn't use slave labor (which doesn't stop Jews from claiming they built the pyramids, but whatever) in their case. Actually, my theory is that they weren't slaves or workers, but the banished former followers of Akhenaton.
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 5:58 pm to UL-SabanRival
where are the admins when you need them?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 5:59 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
quote:
where are the admins when you need them?
I've RA'd a lot.. it doesn't work.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:00 pm to GEAUXmedic
Crazy Thursday.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:00 pm to GEAUXmedic
I'm pretty certain you have all been trolled to a stage 9 level.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:01 pm to TigerHam85
quote:
I'm pretty certain you have all been trolled to a stage 9 level.
we know, which is supposed to be against the rules
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:01 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Its not like you've contributed anything but pictures and .gifs
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:02 pm to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
god tells Abraham, your son will inherit the land and is the chosen son...Sarah (his wife) is like eleventy billion years old so old Abe shacks up with another lady and knocks her up. Then OMG old Sarah gets knocked up too
14 years later
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gave birth to Abram's son Ishmael when Abram was eighty-six years old
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The patriarch, now a hundred years old, named the child "Isaac"
then the "Mother of the Jews" after Isaac was born:
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she demanded from her husband, who was now referred to as Abraham, to send Hagar and her son away. She declared that Ishmael would not share in Isaac's inheritance.
huummmm
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:02 pm to kingbob
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There is archaeological evidence for this to be found in Egypt with the Hyksos expulsion, seals bearing the name of Jacob, ect. There are even tapestries depicting the journey of many of the Jews out of Egypt by boat while the majority left by land.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:04 pm to Iona Fan Man
I was giving the tldr version
In the end, they are just going to hate/bomb the crap out of each other forever and ever.
In the end, they are just going to hate/bomb the crap out of each other forever and ever.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:05 pm to Iona Fan Man
I'll have to do my own research on this topic (I admittedly know nothing) because I am not sure if any of the information I have read is correct.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:06 pm to UL-SabanRival
quote:
I didn't think there was an Israel prior to their time in Egypt.
abraham was before Egypt, I think abe died and because of something Isaac did or his son...God made Israel infertile and they left.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:07 pm to J Murdah
They are fighting over territory. The dome of the rock specifically. That place with the big gold dome on the top. The gaze strip is like the buffer zone; hence all the fighting there.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:10 pm to J Murdah
quote:
You're fine
He's far too worked up about this issue. I wouldn't say he is "fine".
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:11 pm to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
They are fighting over territory. The dome of the rock specifically. That place with the big gold dome on the top
The place where Jesus is going to land when he comes out of the sky on a white horse with a sword in his mouth.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:11 pm to genuineLSUtiger
I think it's a unicorn.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:13 pm to Iona Fan Man
Cliffs on Genesis and Exodus:
World was created
God chooses Abe to be "father of many nations"
Abe is the father of Isaac.
Isaac is the father of Jacob.
Jacob changes his name to Israel, has lots of sons.
One son, Joseph, winds up in Egypt.
Much later Joseph's whole family arrives in Egypt.
Egyptians enslave nation.
Much much later Moses leads Israelites back to "promise land."
World was created
God chooses Abe to be "father of many nations"
Abe is the father of Isaac.
Isaac is the father of Jacob.
Jacob changes his name to Israel, has lots of sons.
One son, Joseph, winds up in Egypt.
Much later Joseph's whole family arrives in Egypt.
Egyptians enslave nation.
Much much later Moses leads Israelites back to "promise land."
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:14 pm to Sir Drinksalot
I know that much, the part I dont understand are the sides, what started all of this, and what they believe. Terms I need clarification on and who they fight for: Hamas, Palestinians, Israel(i know they are a county).
Sorry for being so ignorant.
Sorry for being so ignorant.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:14 pm to Sir Drinksalot
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Sir Drinksalot
Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Sounds Legit!
Posted on 7/17/14 at 6:15 pm to GEAUXmedic
This thread has gone to shite
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