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re: Is it possible to serve in the armed forces with a herpes diagnosis?

Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137756 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:11 pm to
I didn't know you could be a grunt without having herpes
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29715 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:11 pm to
It's the Herp... 1 in 5 people have it....

You're in a room with 10 friends counting yourself.. 2 of ya'll may have it.. Including yourself...
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 5:13 pm
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:12 pm to
Dude. What? If true that is straight retarded.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31013 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:13 pm to
Yesterday: Bama fan's son gets GF of 4 months pregnant

Today: Bama fan's son gets herpes from some whore

Yall need to get your shite together
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39756 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:14 pm to
Which means everyone on this site likely knows someone with the herp and doesn't realize it.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58307 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:16 pm to
Although this thread likely isn’t true, I really hope it is

You really think a recruiter is going to turn down a kid if he doesn’t absolutely have to?
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 5:17 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89380 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Over 50% of Americans have herpes. Some of these people are surely in the military.


More like 1 in 6 for genital herpes.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58307 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:18 pm to
Also a fun fact, you can get herpes in your eyes
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

alter alert



Yeah, unless it's a part of his duty to frick and make out with the rest of his battalion, there's no way herpes disqualifies you.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22657 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:19 pm to
quote:




More like 1 in 6 for genital herpes.







More like 16.67%
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39756 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:20 pm to
1 in 5. Maybe you're thinking of genital warts.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89380 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:21 pm to
Checks out.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

He was diagnosed with genital herpes after his peen began to look like something from a horror movie, which lead him to a blood test,

FIFY
Posted by VerbalKint
Member since Jun 2017
3630 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:21 pm to
Congrats to your son on the sex
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22657 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:23 pm to
Math humor, everyone counts it out...
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

My son is crushed


Usually there is just a burning sensation associated....

Why did he even tell his recruiter this by the way?

We did do blood tests at MEPS, but I don't see why herp would be a limiting factor?
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31013 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Which means everyone on this site likely knows someone with the herp and doesn't realize it.



Oh I realize it. Chick gets nasty arse sores every few weeks.
Posted by cajunduby
C-Bus
Member since Nov 2012
2263 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:51 pm to
I'm currently active duty USAF. No, the herp shouldn't disqualify you. That being said, I'd change recruiter amd not tell the new one of the STI.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92447 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Joining the military is the new welfare.


I'm sure I've told you this before, but go frick yourself, aight?
Posted by cajunduby
C-Bus
Member since Nov 2012
2263 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Tuscaloosa


You sound like a shitty person. Sorry, you live a miserable life.
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