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I'm convinced our mind operates too fast to comprehend our existence
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:45 pm
Depressors and alchohol slow us down enough to think like children again and see the truth. Our existence is MUCH bigger than we realize.
We are on every string at every choice. We are still pictures..just points in time contemplating that ONE string driven by an uncountable series of choices.
We are on every string at every choice. We are still pictures..just points in time contemplating that ONE string driven by an uncountable series of choices.
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Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Why do we call buildings "buildings" when they're already built?
Crazy, right?
Crazy, right?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Are you on drugs?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:47 pm to theunknownknight
I've always thought your avatar matches exactly with the posts/threads you make.
This one just confirms it.
This one just confirms it.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:47 pm to theunknownknight
If you put a hit out on a mime do you still have to use a silencer?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:47 pm to upgrayedd
Park on driveways and drive on parkways
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:47 pm to theunknownknight
quote:Have you seen some of the idiots that inhabit this planet?
I'm convinced our mind operates too fast to comprehend our existence
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:48 pm to upgrayedd
Why do they put round pizzas in square boxes?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:49 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
Who isn't? Sugar, alcohol, caffeine, weed. We all are hitting some kind of bong.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:49 pm to theunknownknight
You've been hitting something harder.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:49 pm to Scooba
quote:
Why do they put round pizzas in square boxes?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:50 pm to theunknownknight
quote:a parkway is a parkway cause it is a highway that goes through a park.
Park on driveways and drive on parkways
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:50 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:50 pm to theunknownknight
Two peanuts were walking down Canal street the other night. One was a salted.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:50 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
Yeah...your mom
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
That's not nice...
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 4:51 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
Neither was your dad when he walked in
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