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I say, I’ve had it with the claptrap flummery that is L’Auberge valet service

Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:37 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173709 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:37 pm
Not only does my lifted Cadillac Escalade truck smell like some tawdry cologne worn to an 8th grade Friday night social, but the radio station had been tuned full blast to that unconscionably bad 100.7 the Tiger “country” music channel. Every. Single. Time. I. Give. My. Chauffeur. The. Night. Off.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79794 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:39 pm to
You only have one chauffeur?

What is this, amatuer hour?
This post was edited on 9/27/19 at 9:40 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173709 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:40 pm to
In BR, yes.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80823 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

You only have one chauffeur?

What is this, amatuer hour?


WINNER
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:41 pm to
Your Escalade doesn’t have valet mode?

C’mon baw.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:42 pm to
It’s to be expected in that horrid town.

Just know one day that chap will surely get his comeuppance.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173709 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:42 pm to
Indeed my good fellow.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1788 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:44 pm to
Roger and Zapp - Heartbreaker

Would’ve been acceptable on the audio system
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
5994 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:44 pm to
Is this 1995?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Is this 1995?



The OP was running down his mothers leg in 95.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173709 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:48 pm to
Martini, you need to get a life, bozo.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Cadillac Escalade


Broke my monocle when I read this. You didnt have to sell the Bentley did you? Still on for Aspen for new years I hope old sport?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173709 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:49 pm to
Absolutely! And no, the Bentley is safe and sound in Kennebunkport.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79794 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Still on for Aspen for new years I hope old sport?


The horror of staying stateside with the leg breaker snow.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:52 pm to
I will add a couple men to the security detail to make sure this doesn’t happen again.

Martini is so menopausal.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:53 pm to
Been courting one of the Hearst heiresses and she just must go to the family chalet in Aspen for New Years

I would have preferred my place in Chamonix but compromises must be made.
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42092 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:55 pm to
You don't need to be driving after all those gin and tonics you had while playing craps.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Martini, you need to get a life, bozo.



From the biggest and most lame pretender on the site.

That’s rich.

How about getting some new schtick Sally?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79794 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Been courting one of the Hearst heiresses and she just must go to the family chalet in Aspen for New Years


We have all been slumming before. I'll PM you number of a good GP that will keep the penicillin shot off your permanent record.
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