re: I just ate some jerky made for dogs

One ingredient is "animal digest." No way I'm looking that up.

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animal digest

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It's the flavoring, basically it's animal parts that have been broken down through an enzymatic process to give a concentrated substance that is used for flavoring.

To be honest, it had a better flavor than Jack Link's.

We have some cookie treats for our dogs that smell so good I've considered eating them.

As did I

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No, but I'd sure lick my own balls if I could.

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I think there would be a run on the stuff if that were the case...

Nah. I have a brother who was nervous about meeting his cattle ranching in-laws for the first time; he and his wife flew in to meet them, as they were a military couple who had met and married in Germany. Anyway, he gets in at 3am, and can't sleep, though his wife goes straight to bed. He talks with his wife's brother until he has to go to bed, and finds himself alone, at the table, and suddenly hungry.

He noticed a jar of what looked like jerky on the kitchen table. He pops the top, and decides to sample what he thinks is sort of a family common snack. He gets down to the last stick, and notices the dog is sitting at his feet, whining. Her Mom comes downstairs to make breakfast at that moment, and he asks if he should just let the dog out. His MIL looks at him and says 'Nah, but you might want to share the last half of that dog treat with him.'

My uncle used to always come by and eat whatever he could find in the icebox. He found what he thought was a big bowl of food, so he dug in. The night before, my wife scraped all our plate scraps into a big bowl, put it in the refrigerator for the dog to eat. Yea, that's what my uncle chowed down on.

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Go to work tomorrow, hump all the good looking women there then blame the dog jerky.

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My wife's car is a family embarrassment - think I'll go out and piss on the tires and blame the dog jerky.