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re: I have a sore inside my mouth and it hurts real bad
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:01 pm to PrideofTheSEC
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:01 pm to PrideofTheSEC
Sounds like it's from cunnilingus
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Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:02 pm to Darth_Vader
Remember when you died?
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:02 pm to hendersonshands
I have a sore throat, a headache, and a broken leg.
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:04 pm to hendersonshands
You need a shot of penis-cillin in your arse! ULALA!
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:05 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
Remember when you died?
Nov. 21, 2016 at about 9:00 - 9:30 PM.
I'm not sure on the time. But from what my wife has told me, it was about that time best guess she can make. The last thing I remember that night was from a few hours before.
So, wanna trade places?
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:05 pm to Darth_Vader
I can't believe you don't talk about it more
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:08 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
I can't believe you don't talk about it more
I try not to think about it but it's hard not to. It kinda scars you, leaves you a bit shell shocked if you will.
It was not on my mind though tonight until you brought it up.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:10 pm to Darth_Vader
But at least you now know that someone on this board has a really painful mouth sore so it could always be worse.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:11 pm to hendersonshands
quote:Penis brush burn?
I have a sore inside my mouth and it hurts real bad
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:14 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
But at least you now know that someone on this board has a really painful mouth sore so it could always be worse
That's why I offered to trade places.
I will warn you though, the non-stop metallic ticking you hear might drive you insane. Then there's the shooting chest pains where your sternum and ribs are healing. And the wires holding your chest together will pull tight when you stand up. That takes getting use to. And finally you'll have to be at the hospital tomorrow morning at 8:30 so they can stick a really long needle in your back between your ribs so they can drain what is hopefully the last liter of fluid from around your left lung.
So, we got a deal or what?
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:15 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
I have a sore inside my mouth and it hurts real bad
Maybe you should check for active herpes before you play catcher with another dude?
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:17 pm to Darth_Vader
Yeah, easily. I don't think you're comprehending that the mouth sore is really big and in an inconvenient spot.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:23 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Nov. 21, 2016 at about 9:00 - 9:30 PM.
I'm not sure on the time. But from what my wife has told me, it was about that time best guess she can make. The last thing I remember that night was from a few hours before.
So, wanna trade places?
Jesus Christ, you are such a fricking attention whore
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:26 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
Yeah, easily. I don't think you're comprehending that the mouth sore is really big and in an inconvenient spot.
Done!
A few more things. You will need to cut your sodium and fat content waaay down. Also, forget eating just about any green leafy vegetables or any other food High in Vitamin K. Also, caffeine is off the menu as well.
You'll need to set an alarm for 6:00 AM and PM to remind you to take your pills. You'll have about seven in the morning and another six or seven in the afternoon. And since you're having a medical procedure this week you'll need to have someone willing to give you two blood thinner shots in your stomach daily. Keep tissues handy becaus you'll be getting nose bleeds. But after Saturday you can stop taking the shots and get back to the pill blood thinners that was developed from rat poison and requires you to get blood work done once every two weeks to make sure your blood isn't to thick or too thin.
But the good news is you can have all the orange sherbet you want.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:26 pm to hendersonshands
It's aids you cuck
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:29 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Jesus Christ, you are such a fricking attention whore
You seem angry. You also seem to have missed the fact that
1. I didn't bring it up
2. He asked me about it
3. I just answered his question
4. He and I are both joking about it
Sorry you've been triggered. You need to learn to lighten up. This much anger is bad for your heart.
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:30 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I will warn you though, the non-stop metallic ticking you hear might drive you insane.
what is the cause of this?...
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:32 pm to Spankum
quote:
what is the cause of this?...
Artificial heart valve. I had open heart surgery three months ago today.
And not only can I hear it, If it's quiet enough people around me can hear it. If you didn't know what it was, you'd probably think you were hearing a ticking watch.
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:35 pm to Darth_Vader
He's laughing at you not with you. Just for shits and giggles can you tell the story again, I need something to help me fall asleep
Posted on 2/14/17 at 10:38 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
He's laughing at you not with you. Just for shits and giggles can you tell the story again, I need something to help me fall asleep
I feel bad for you. It must truly suck to go through life as miserable and full of rage, hate, and negativity as you. Someone damaged you sometime in the past. And man did they ever do a number on you.
Now run along and stop trying to hijack Henderson's thread.
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 10:39 pm
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