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re: I have a 4 ft black colored snake living under my refrigerator. What to do?

Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
Post a pic of the bite.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

throw the snake outside before posting.


I'm a mo fo at multi tasking
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

He just reached up and bit me on the arm.



Bite the head off and make a tourniquet with the body. I'm serious. You don't have much time.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:18 pm to
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Son of a bitch that hurt. Burning now.


Prayers sent.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

You don't have much time.


Or much to lose at this point.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:19 pm to
if he bites my tongue you'll have hell to pay.

quote:

You don't have much time.
Had to laugh now
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3962 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:20 pm to
If multitasking includes getting bitten by a snake in this scenario, then you are definitely a mo fo.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:21 pm to
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if he bites my tongue you'll have hell to pay.


She said bite the head off, not french him.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:23 pm to
Take your mind off it by talking about something else. Like what's your address, what kind of cars do you have.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3962 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:25 pm to
CC?
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:26 pm to
Turn away from the light CC.
Posted by Count Chocula
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63908 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:28 pm to
i'm laying on the floor, slowly lapsing into a coma.
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:28 pm to
Wtf? You alive
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:29 pm to
Reach under the sink and try something, anything, like bleach.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3962 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:30 pm to
But its such a bright light. And there are blurry people in there calling my name?
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:31 pm
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:33 pm to
Gonna need that address CC, and the keys left on the counter.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:44 pm to
This thread actually had me laughing
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
67775 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:45 pm to
rip cc
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