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re: I have a 4 ft black colored snake living under my refrigerator. What to do?
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to Count Chocula
Post a pic of the bite.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to Porkchop Express
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throw the snake outside before posting.
I'm a mo fo at multi tasking
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:17 pm to Count Chocula
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He just reached up and bit me on the arm.
Bite the head off and make a tourniquet with the body. I'm serious. You don't have much time.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:18 pm to Count Chocula
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Son of a bitch that hurt. Burning now.
Prayers sent.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:18 pm to Slagathor
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You don't have much time.
Or much to lose at this point.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:19 pm to Slagathor
if he bites my tongue you'll have hell to pay.

quote:Had to laugh now
You don't have much time.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:20 pm to Count Chocula
If multitasking includes getting bitten by a snake in this scenario, then you are definitely a mo fo.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:21 pm to Count Chocula
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if he bites my tongue you'll have hell to pay.
She said bite the head off, not french him.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:23 pm to Count Chocula
Take your mind off it by talking about something else. Like what's your address, what kind of cars do you have.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:26 pm to Count Chocula
Turn away from the light CC.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:28 pm to BillBrosky
i'm laying on the floor, slowly lapsing into a coma.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:29 pm to Count Chocula
Reach under the sink and try something, anything, like bleach.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:30 pm to BillBrosky
But its such a bright light. And there are blurry people in there calling my name?
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:33 pm to Count Chocula
Gonna need that address CC, and the keys left on the counter.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:44 pm to BillBrosky
This thread actually had me laughing
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