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re: I have a 4 ft black colored snake living under my refrigerator. What to do?
Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:57 pm to LSUBoo
Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:57 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
100% chance that it's not poisonous
ok, I tried getting it out with a broom stick. It struck at me 2 or 3 times, so I stopped. Gonna try again soon.

Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:59 pm to Count Chocula
What we have here is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.
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[/img]Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:59 pm to Count Chocula
WTF man... is that kid naked from the waist down? That's disgusting, you perv.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:00 pm to Count Chocula
How high does your refrigerator sit off the floor. Mine is only about 1/2”.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:01 pm to LSUBoo
Didn't even notice that.... too busy watching that GDCK snake striking it's head.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:02 pm to Count Chocula
Get a trashy fat white woman to lure it out then cut its head off.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:03 pm to JoePepitone
quote:Its one of those fancy smansy ones, sub zero. About 2 inches or so.
How high does your refrigerator sit off the floor.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:06 pm to Count Chocula
Please post a pic. We need a visual to give you any real advice.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:06 pm to Count Chocula
Just leave the snake alone for now. It’ll eventually make its way into your bed and you can deal with it accordingly there.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:07 pm to Count Chocula
Move the refrigerator out of the way and chase off the guy behind it that your wife hid there when you got home!
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:08 pm to Count Chocula
quote:
all it did was hiss and ball up in the corner in a striking position.
This is not good. Prayers to you and your family.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:08 pm to Count Chocula
If you're that freaking scared of a harmless snake, just grab a fishing pole and thread the line back through the end leaving a loop. Stick it around his neck, cinch it up and drag his arse out.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:09 pm to mikearch
You'll need a shovel, rake, or something like that to pin him down. Then you can move the fridge enough to drag him out using the tools. Then put him in a bucket of some sort. Hopefully one with a lid.
Like these guys - grounds crew get snake off baseball field
Like these guys - grounds crew get snake off baseball field
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:12 pm to BhamCAT
Hold the phone guys, I got him by the tail and going throw him out the door.
Wait.....
He just reached up and bit me on the arm.
Am I gonna die?
Wait.....
He just reached up and bit me on the arm.
Am I gonna die?
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:14 pm to Count Chocula
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Am I gonna die?
Dibs on your old lady.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:15 pm to Count Chocula
The lesson here is throw the snake outside before posting.
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:16 pm to Count Chocula
Write a song along the lines of "Who Do You Love?"
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:16 pm to BillBrosky
If I had one, you're welcome to her.
Son of a bitch that hurt. Burning now. Should I go to the hospital?
Son of a bitch that hurt. Burning now. Should I go to the hospital?
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