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re: I have a 4 ft black colored snake living under my refrigerator. What to do?

Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:57 pm to
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100% chance that it's not poisonous


ok, I tried getting it out with a broom stick. It struck at me 2 or 3 times, so I stopped. Gonna try again soon.

Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:59 pm to
What we have here is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

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Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:59 pm to
WTF man... is that kid naked from the waist down? That's disgusting, you perv.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:00 pm to
How high does your refrigerator sit off the floor. Mine is only about 1/2”.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:01 pm to
Didn't even notice that.... too busy watching that GDCK snake striking it's head.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33094 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:02 pm to
Get a trashy fat white woman to lure it out then cut its head off.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:03 pm to
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How high does your refrigerator sit off the floor.
Its one of those fancy smansy ones, sub zero. About 2 inches or so.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
Please post a pic. We need a visual to give you any real advice.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:06 pm to
Just leave the snake alone for now. It’ll eventually make its way into your bed and you can deal with it accordingly there.
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
244 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:07 pm to
Move the refrigerator out of the way and chase off the guy behind it that your wife hid there when you got home!
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:08 pm to
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all it did was hiss and ball up in the corner in a striking position.


This is not good. Prayers to you and your family.
Posted by BhamCAT
Member since Jan 2011
131 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:08 pm to
If you're that freaking scared of a harmless snake, just grab a fishing pole and thread the line back through the end leaving a loop. Stick it around his neck, cinch it up and drag his arse out.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:09 pm to
You'll need a shovel, rake, or something like that to pin him down. Then you can move the fridge enough to drag him out using the tools. Then put him in a bucket of some sort. Hopefully one with a lid.


Like these guys - grounds crew get snake off baseball field

This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:12 pm to
Hold the phone guys, I got him by the tail and going throw him out the door.

Wait.....

He just reached up and bit me on the arm.

Am I gonna die?
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:14 pm to
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Am I gonna die?


Dibs on your old lady.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:15 pm to
The lesson here is throw the snake outside before posting.

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:16 pm to
Write a song along the lines of "Who Do You Love?"
Posted by Count Chocula
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63908 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:16 pm to
If I had one, you're welcome to her.

Son of a bitch that hurt. Burning now. Should I go to the hospital?
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