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"I Eat arse"

Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:33 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77563 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:33 am
Courtesy of /r/justneckbeardthings




I live in my own world where I refuse to believe this neckbeard/beta nonsense is real and it's all fun satire.



Happy New Year TD!!!
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:35 am to
"Enjoy her jokes"

Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:35 am to
Is this another post a pic of yourself thread?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:36 am to
I don't get the appeal of eating booty like groceries.

I guess I'm not doing it right. At least I won't be surprised when i find out my wife is cheating on me.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:36 am to
Then he loses her when someone like me comes along and actually eats her arse
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29139 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:37 am to
Weird photo / acronym but I will say there’s nothing quite like chowing down on a girls booty hole.

Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77563 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Is this another post a pic of yourself thread?


You like my eyes?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:38 am to
Meh, my tongue manages to cross that fine line that separates the vagina and a-hole. It’s not like I intentionally do it, it’s in the moment
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21856 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

"Enjoy her jokes"


Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:38 am to
Of course he does. That's what f@gs do.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29139 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

I don't get the appeal of eating booty like groceries.



It depends on the girl, she has to be fun (and clean). If she’s boring at sex it will be boring eating her arse. If she’s fun with sex it makes her way more fun.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:40 am to
Translation of that cuck's sign:

Enjoy her jokes - Kiss her arse.
Assist her - Do whatever chore she tells me to do.
Treat her right - Spend all my money on her.
Actually love her - I don't have sex with her.
Spend time with her - I don't get to spend any time with my friends.
Support her - Give her money so she can do whatever she wants.
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45794 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

/r/justneckbeardthings
I dont get this subreddit.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Translation of that cuck's sign:

Enjoy her jokes - Kiss her arse.
Assist her - Do whatever chore she tells me to do.
Treat her right - Spend all my money on her.
Actually love her - I don't have sex with her.
Spend time with her - I don't get to spend any time with my friends.
Support her - Give her money so she can do whatever she wants.


aka "Virgin"
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:41 am to

:whynotbothgif:

Come on, guys. You'll only get so far telling her to make that sammich. With Dukes mayo, by the way. Only Dukes.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29139 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

I dont get this subreddit.



I think because neckbeards see themselves as chivalrous.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:42 am to
I mean yeah, I do all those things with my SO, I just don’t feel it necessary to go on the internet and tell the whole world about it.

I also eat the arse.
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 11:44 am
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:42 am to
Nothing wrong with a nice clean arse getting a munch or two...



Purple Haze type gas is a no go
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:43 am to
almost as bad as the stupid promposals kids are doing now.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:46 am to
If any of you booty eaters smelled my wife’s butt hole you wouldn’t eat booty anymore
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