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re: How should you respond when your ex contacts you?

Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:01 pm to
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You should frick her friends

or her sister or mom
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:04 pm to
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Going through the same issue right now man. I will say that I talked to mine and we are trying to work things out and it ain't easy at all. We have 6 years between us and it's hard as hell to walk away from it. I will tell you that it's a shitty feeling still when we are together. Not fun at all

Would you invest $2K in a new motor in a 2005 car? The answer is no; you'd walk away......so walk away.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25130 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:07 pm to
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Let me explain how this works around here. Everyone will tell you that you're better off ignoring her (good advice), but secretly we all want you to do the dumb thing and then report back on how shitty the experience was (please do this)


operation ignore is in effect (she sent some this morning) --hasn't sent a bitchy reply yet.
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47789 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:19 pm to
Your pimp hand is weak.

You know you want to hit it at least one more time. You do not have to get back together to do this.

When you were a couple you used to:

1.Talk
2.Eat
3.Make da sweet love
4.Sleep

Tell her that you want to change the order to 3, 4, 2, 3, 1. When she gets to the 1 part she is going to be playing the sad, pitiful angle and will key off of your reaction.

She has had 27 "boyfriends" since you. Congrats on the upcoming herp.
Posted by Dirty Don
Zachary
Member since Apr 2014
527 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:25 pm to
frick her like the dirty whore she is, tell her as such DURING sex, then afterwards wipe your dick off on her curtains as you leave
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:29 pm to
What if you told her you have cancer and only have a couple months to live? I mean, even if she found out a couple years from now that you were alive, you could just tell her you lied. BFD.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 1:22 pm to
You should agree to talk to her, and then have sex with her, accidentally knocking her up and leaving you stuck with having a link to her for the rest of your life.
Posted by KajunKouyon
White Castle, LA
Member since Jun 2012
2447 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 2:27 pm to
Well after looking at it that way, I've decided I'm a dumbass
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48541 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 3:09 pm to
Get out now
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40418 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 3:48 pm to
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I'm thinking she's trying to keep me around in case things don't work


Then you have two choices:

Ignore her or,

make her do that thing she doesn't like, then

ignore her.
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 3:50 pm
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