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re: How do you get over a girl who has a boyfriend?

Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:18 am to
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:18 am to


Show up at their door unannounced and ready to party.

Chicks dig spontaneity.







Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45473 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:24 am to
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But don't use a stupid line. Just be yourself. "Hi, my name is Boo Krewe, what's yours?" works best.


He should stop asking if they want to see his rope, zip-tie, and duct tape collection. Telling them that he keeps all that stuff in the van next to his flea-market Samurai sword is kind of a turn-off.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:30 am to
Go about the business of making something of yourself. Get an education, a job, a car, a house, engage in rewarding volunteer work. As you do this you will become more and more attractive to them.

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why are all of them taken


Meanwhile, there are an unlimited number of females out there, each with a unique situation. I once photographed three beautiful young actresses together on a tv set. Two of them have since appeared on the covers of Vogue and Cosmo. The third is a college senior who will graduate Magna Cum Laude, but amazingly has never been asked out on a date. You miss every shot you don't take.

Don't limit your sphere of opportunity to those with whom you work. In fact, co-workers should be verboten. If your relationship with them blows up (and it will) you then have a big problem with your job.

And thanks for the entertainment you have provided us all by your post.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:30 am to
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Hi, my name is Boo Krewe, what's yours?" works best.


Or say “hey girl, do you have insurance because I’m about to hit that from behind”

Or “hey girl, are you hiding opioids in your bra? Cause I see a perky-set”
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:49 am to
Yeah atleast I can say I tried
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 10:37 am to
The first is timeless, the second a sad indictment of our era.
Posted by ConservativeBamaFan
Tuscaloosa Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
1408 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:15 am to
Buy them a Car.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:16 pm to
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The first is timeless, the second a sad indictment of our era.


Depends on the woman.
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2305 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:26 pm to
Grow a pair of nuts and move on. It happens and you have to deal with it.
Posted by Twain
jo mamma's house
Member since Jan 2004
12649 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:57 pm to
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I'd just jack off.
like your dad should have
Posted by Twain
jo mamma's house
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:58 pm to
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