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re: How do you define a "trophy wife" versus just a second or third wife?

Posted on 1/21/14 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 1/21/14 at 2:38 pm to
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I classify a trophy wife as, someone only good for their looks


wrong..

a trophy wife is one you get because YOU are rich or famous or both. She is the "trophy" for winning in life.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/21/14 at 2:52 pm to
My perception of a trophy wife is that she has no other redeeming qualities other than good looks.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1239 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 3:46 pm to
Simple equation:

Wife >8 and husband <4 = trophy wife

Wife >8 and husband >8 = power couple

Wife <4 and husband >8 + younger than wife = boy-toy

Wife >8 and husband >2x wife's age +wealthy = gold-digger(wife)
This post was edited on 1/21/14 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33833 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 4:00 pm to
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wrong..

a trophy wife is one you get because YOU are rich or famous or both. She is the "trophy" for winning in life


That's only half of the equation. Trophy wives are invariably defined as having little value beyond their physical beauty.
This post was edited on 1/21/14 at 4:03 pm
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 4:12 pm to
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Trophy wife is completely about looks. If she is extremely hot and nearly every guy wants to screw her and all the women hate her, you are on the right path. She can be completely devoid of personality/education and can be a complete worthless human being. All that matters is her looks.

My last wife to a T. When she doesn't have her looks anymore she is done. I hope to never see her face again. A great piece of arse though.
Posted by TheFranchise
The Stick
Member since Feb 2005
6256 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 4:31 pm to
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A trophy wife would be a wife that is much more attractive than you and doesn't work


What about one that works for you? And, if you are schtupping the guy that signs your paycheck, does that, by definition, make you a whore? A salaried escort?
This post was edited on 1/21/14 at 4:32 pm
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 4:47 pm to
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It is about the contrast in the her looks vs. the husband's appearance.

If she's a 9 and you're a big fat slob... then you've got a trophy wife.

Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie are a 'power couple'.




Wait, so you're telling me the best I can do here is "power couple"? I can't even acquire a trophy wife?










frick.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12033 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 5:09 pm to
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Wait, so you're telling me the best I can do here is "power couple"? I can't even acquire a trophy wife?
Posted by Majtj236
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 1/21/14 at 5:18 pm to
Still can't figure this shite out...
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 5:25 pm to
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Mahootney



Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 5:25 pm to
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Money
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
21562 posts
Posted on 1/21/14 at 8:20 pm to
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young and gorgeous but otherwise useless


That's about right...
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