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re: How a Small Town Is Made

Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:08 am to
Posted by notbilly
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:08 am to
Hilariously accurate
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:12 am to
This man has been to Petal, MS.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12684 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:16 am to
He is literally describing Jasper, AL. Hell, he has a white board with Walker County on it.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
4624 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:21 am to

There will not be a Pizza Hut but there will be a Pizza Hut shaped building.

Oh what goes in there?

A Title Max.

Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:22 am to
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He is literally describing Jasper, AL. Hell, he has a white board with Walker County on it.


Yeah-I was trying to figure out what town and county were on that board. He left out the strip clubs, though.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40117 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 10:31 am to
That parking lot has enough space for every car in your town

What were they thinking with that?
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:16 am to
That is Walker County on there.
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:25 am to
Wesley’s Booby Trap in Walker County
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:29 am to
I feel seen.

Is that how you say it?

ETA: To stay current he definitely should have mentioned the 5 automated car washes that have all been built in the past 18 months.
This post was edited on 2/12/23 at 11:32 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:35 am to
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Wesley’s Booby Trap in Walker County


Is that the one with the Titty Twister just across the road? Hwy. 72, I think.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:37 am to
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Except Zachary folks go to other wal marts bc Zachary has the worst wal mart


According to Judgmental Maps, the worst Walmart is in Orange Grove (Gulfport north of I-10).
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:38 am to
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Except Zachary folks go to other wal marts bc Zachary has the worst wal mart

Are you making this mistake on purpose?
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
34213 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:48 am to
You have to be from a small town to write this. It’s 100% spot on.

Seriously what’s up with the massive empty parking lots. The one in Russellville Arkansas has enough unused pavement to be the site of a new six flags.
This post was edited on 2/12/23 at 11:51 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 11:56 am to
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Is that the one with the Titty Twister just across the road? Hwy. 72, I think.

22. 72 is farther North.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102202 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

That guy has some pretty funny videos






I watched the one about tornadoes. Pretty sure he reads the OT.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
60780 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 12:07 pm to
So, basically your basic exit off of the interstate. Gotcha.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
51453 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Wesley’s Booby Trap in Walker County

I've actually been here before
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65904 posts
Posted on 2/12/23 at 12:11 pm to
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I watched the one about tornadoes. Pretty sure he reads the OT.

His Winter weather/cold one is an even better representation of the OT.

People in the South when it is freezing
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12684 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:23 pm to
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Wesley’s Booby Trap in Walker County

Nope. Jefferson County. Right on the line. When I was in college, I worked at a factory. We had a truck driver that picked up on a regular basis. He was a former Jefferson County deputy sherrif. He said when someboby got in trouble with the sheriff, the punishment was to work the Walker/Jefferson county line. Walker County was dry, Jefferson was wet, so there were a few joints just across the line. Pretty rough places and kinda known for fights and such.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53433 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:34 pm to
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the 5 automated car washes that have all been built in the past 18 months.
I wish our small town would catch up. We have 1 and about half the time it is out of order.
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