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re: Houston Bayous are teeming with dead bodies

Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1197 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 pm to
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For added context, what’s been the average count of dead bodies found in the bayous over the past few years?



20+ the last several years I believe.

I'm sure it's an allotment of sources, though it'd be naive to think such numbers don't hold nefarious deeds.

Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1197 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:30 pm to
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So probably more of a ditch then a bayou, eh?


Space City AKA Bayou City
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12150 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 4:25 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18953 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 5:54 am to
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I wonder if they suspect Fowl Play then

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19088 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 6:01 am to
quote:

Houston Bayous are teeming with dead bodies


Teeming with souls, you say?

Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
5525 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:02 am to
Are they saying anything about the type of people being found? Immigrants or just random across the spectrum?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11315 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:06 am to
I wonder if Houston still has some archaic laws on the books like Lafourche Parish where at time they still had a ordinance on the books where was legal to bathe nude in Bayou Lafourche after dark.
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1422 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:07 am to
I’ve heard most are homeless. One of them was seen jumping off a bridge into the bayou. Seems like they always find more bodies after it rains here. People still fish in there too. Nasty
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72740 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:11 am to
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There was probably just as many not found from being eaten by the gators.


wut?
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33655 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:11 am to
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People still fish in there too. Nasty


They sell Bayou Kayak tours on Groupon, fricking hipsters kayaking around dead bodies jerking each other off about the vibe of the city is on brand.
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