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re: Houston Bayous are teeming with dead bodies
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 pm to Willie Stroker
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 pm to Willie Stroker
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For added context, what’s been the average count of dead bodies found in the bayous over the past few years?
20+ the last several years I believe.
I'm sure it's an allotment of sources, though it'd be naive to think such numbers don't hold nefarious deeds.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:30 pm to HooDooWitch
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So probably more of a ditch then a bayou, eh?
Space City AKA Bayou City
Posted on 9/27/25 at 5:54 am to Thracken13
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I wonder if they suspect Fowl Play then
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Posted on 9/27/25 at 6:01 am to FAT SEXY
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Houston Bayous are teeming with dead bodies
Teeming with souls, you say?

Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:02 am to FAT SEXY
Are they saying anything about the type of people being found? Immigrants or just random across the spectrum?
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:06 am to FAT SEXY
I wonder if Houston still has some archaic laws on the books like Lafourche Parish where at time they still had a ordinance on the books where was legal to bathe nude in Bayou Lafourche after dark.
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:07 am to HagaDaga
I’ve heard most are homeless. One of them was seen jumping off a bridge into the bayou. Seems like they always find more bodies after it rains here. People still fish in there too. Nasty
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:11 am to GREENHEAD22
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There was probably just as many not found from being eaten by the gators.
wut?
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:11 am to IamNotaRobot
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People still fish in there too. Nasty
They sell Bayou Kayak tours on Groupon, fricking hipsters kayaking around dead bodies jerking each other off about the vibe of the city is on brand.
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