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Headlines for the year 2029
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:00 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:00 am
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over b y Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics are now available in every High School in United States.
Senate is still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters are still having trouble with voting machines.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over b y Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics are now available in every High School in United States.
Senate is still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters are still having trouble with voting machines.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:01 am to lsu68
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Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:05 am to lsu68
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:15 am to lsu68
Cubs finally win World Series breaking 121 year old loss streak!!
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:20 am to lsu68
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85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Some of those are good. George Z. Bush.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 9:33 am to Napoleon
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Cubs finally win World Series breaking 121 year old loss streak!!
I think he is trying to be realistic
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:24 am to lsu68
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:25 am to lsu68
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Think we at this already. Good stuff though
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:45 am to lsu68
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Now that's some good shite right there.
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