re: Have you ever told a woman that she's unattractive?

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Have you ever told a woman that she's unattractive?

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I once worked in an office with a girl who liked to trade verbal jabs with me. Over time, our insults became increasingly offensive until, while trading a few insults with her one day in the office break room, I called her a, "ruddy-faced, mildly retarded cum dumpster". She never spoke to me again after that, so I still don't know which part of that insult triggered her...

When I was 17 I lived the life of a grown arse man. Had a rent house 600 miles from "home". Was a small Texas town in a dry county and the bar tender was a wife of 2 kids that wanted to feel pretty. I got drunk enough one night to do that for her and about the time I got my hands on her chest I could tell it was "wet socks with oranges on them". Drunk 17 yr old me trying to get her shirt off said " Don't be shy. I don't care if you have ugly tittys"