re: have you ever caught your so thinking of someone when your having sex

What about a woman who gets it best when thinking of her SO with a past lover, and wants to watch him with his future lover. (Asking for a friend.)

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What about a woman who gets it best when thinking of her SO with a past lover, and wants to watch him with his future lover. (Asking for a friend.)

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One night my SO (infact it was the 2014 ark bama game that we lost by 1 point)

They were both super fricked up on booze and antianxiety meds. That my SO's friend was sitting there bitching how she hadn't gotten laid in a while after breaking up with whoever. My SO goes on a long rant about how great my dick is, and then she looks at me and asks me to share it with her friend.

Now to be clear. Her friend is one of those real fat, but a pretty faced girls. I really want no part of it because she was fat, and i knew they both wouldn't remember it. I basically said (this is the 3rd qtr when the game is tight and ark might win) that if Arkansas wins, i will frick the shite out of her fat friend and her at the same time for hours in celebration. They were both over joyed and got naked and made me suck on their bewbs, but alas we lost. My SO realized she is being raped by her fat half lesbo friend, and then begs me not to frick her. I beat off for a while thinking about my SO watching me frick her friend.

I actually took time to read all that shite.

My thoughts:

“Ho-Hum, just another “ordinary” day in Arky.”

The un-Natural State

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I sometimes think about two high-speed trains colliding when I have sex.

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Just tell your wife you have gay thoughts. She knows.