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re: Has anyone done Hemorrhoidectomy before?
Posted on 6/14/23 at 9:49 pm to Northwestern tiger
Posted on 6/14/23 at 9:49 pm to Northwestern tiger
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Has anyone done Hemorrhoidectomy before?
Does a divorce count?
Posted on 6/14/23 at 9:55 pm to Northwestern tiger
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He said just his knives and scalpel.
Yikes! Prayers sent.
Sounds like a trip to The Museum of Hemorrhoidectomy.
And rubber bands. Don’t forget the tiny rubber bands.
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:07 pm to Northwestern tiger
Yes a few years ago. I remember eating salads and light food for a few weeks.
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:54 am to Gorilla Ball
I’m on my 1st week after surgery.
It’s getting better but Still excruciating pain after pooping for at least 2-3 hrs, pain goes away then repeat cycle.
On clear fluid/ soup / fruit diet.
Worst experience I’ve ever had in terms of pain.
This surgery is brutal.
It’s getting better but Still excruciating pain after pooping for at least 2-3 hrs, pain goes away then repeat cycle.
On clear fluid/ soup / fruit diet.
Worst experience I’ve ever had in terms of pain.
This surgery is brutal.
Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:08 am to Tupelo
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thrombosed hemorrhoid
Incredibly painful. It's like a giant blood clot that is sensitive as frick (to sit, to shite, to wipe, to walk)
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when my Doctor lanced it, the pain went away
Yep. I heard it. He showed me the "clot." It was about the size of my little toe.
Sitz baths and wiping with antiseptic lotion for a week and I was good.
Of course, this all happened as I was preparing to literally sit for the bar exam.
This post was edited on 6/30/23 at 6:10 am
Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:12 am to Northwestern tiger
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Has anyone done Hemorrhoidectomy before?
So your boyfriend doesn't like speed bumps?
Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:15 am to Northwestern tiger
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I was talking to the surgeon asking him for which state-of-the-art instrumentation he’ll be using. He said just his knives and scalpel

Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:50 am to Northwestern tiger
I've had one. The two worst parts were having a nurse spread your arse cheeks every four hours to change gauze and then not being able to leave until you take a shite. I'm sure there are still scratch marks on the wall of the bathroom I used. Excruciating is exactly right.
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