Has a preacher ever messed you up and you had to throw off his bad juju?

I went to a four day Independent Fundamentalists Baptist Family Camp and had a blast up until the last day. All fun and games until Sunday, then this miserable mean ill tempered angry old white dude preached at us for over an hour on “The Evils of Anger!” He must have quoted every verse in the Bible dealing with anger.

That afternoon on the way home, all I could do is think about drinking a beer and smoking a cigar. Founders Dirty Bastard never tasted so good! Thank God I threw off his bad juju. I felt so bad for all his church members who have to sit there and take that abuse every Sunday!