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Handshake
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:31 pm
When only my fingers are shaken firmly and not the full hand, I feel all the testosterone draining out of my body. Then I think dammit, he beat me to it. What a power move. Well done, Baw.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:32 pm to Alyosha
I always grab my junk with my non shaking hand to make sure the other fella know the giblets are in order
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:32 pm to Alyosha
You sound like you eat a lot of soy and voted for Joe Biden.
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:33 pm to Alyosha
I just whip out my dick and pee on their leg
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:35 pm to member12
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You sound like you eat a lot of soy and voted for Joe Biden.
You sound like you have a handshake in your mouth.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:37 pm to Alyosha
I like to get a handful of lotion right before I know its about to happen. Then I apologize as it seems I didn't fully clean my hand off from earlier
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:43 pm to Alyosha
What? Dude it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze. If you find yourself in a finger shake it’s because you’re a lazy bitch and not asserting you dominance.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:48 pm to jamboybarry
quote:
I always grab my junk with my non shaking hand to make sure the other fella know the giblets are in order
Not the conclusion I would reach.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:51 pm to BeerMoney
quote:
it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:51 pm to Alyosha
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This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:56 pm to Narbona
I shake forearms like a real man.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:06 pm to Alyosha
I hate when that happens. It’s the other person that fricks up the handshake
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:20 pm to BeerMoney
quote:
What? Dude it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze. If you find yourself in a finger shake it’s because you’re a lazy bitch and not asserting you dominance.
Did you not read my post?
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:20 pm to Alyosha
All handshakes should be firm with interlocking pinkies. Most comfortable handshake ever, even if it is ghey.
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:35 pm to Alyosha
If a man doesn’t have a firm handshake, I immediately loose all respect for him and immediately discount him.
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