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Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6787 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:31 pm
When only my fingers are shaken firmly and not the full hand, I feel all the testosterone draining out of my body. Then I think dammit, he beat me to it. What a power move. Well done, Baw.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:32 pm to
I always grab my junk with my non shaking hand to make sure the other fella know the giblets are in order
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:32 pm to
You sound like you eat a lot of soy and voted for Joe Biden.
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 7:33 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29096 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:33 pm to
I just whip out my dick and pee on their leg
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6787 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

You sound like you eat a lot of soy and voted for Joe Biden.


You sound like you have a handshake in your mouth.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:37 pm to
I like to get a handful of lotion right before I know its about to happen. Then I apologize as it seems I didn't fully clean my hand off from earlier
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:43 pm to
What? Dude it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze. If you find yourself in a finger shake it’s because you’re a lazy bitch and not asserting you dominance.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12898 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

I always grab my junk with my non shaking hand to make sure the other fella know the giblets are in order

Not the conclusion I would reach.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze.




Posted by Narbona
Member since May 2022
169 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 8:04 pm
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4993 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:56 pm to
I shake forearms like a real man.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5711 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:06 pm to
I hate when that happens. It’s the other person that fricks up the handshake
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6787 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

What? Dude it’s your responsibility to take his hand and make sure he feels the squeeze. If you find yourself in a finger shake it’s because you’re a lazy bitch and not asserting you dominance.


Did you not read my post?
Posted by 3BlockUber
Member since Aug 2022
489 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:20 pm to
All handshakes should be firm with interlocking pinkies. Most comfortable handshake ever, even if it is ghey.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:35 pm to
If a man doesn’t have a firm handshake, I immediately loose all respect for him and immediately discount him.
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