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Good Morning Thread: King > Efimova Edition
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:08 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:08 am
This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 5:12 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:11 am to TypoKnig
Good morning. Watching the weather this morning too. Primarily in the southeast though.
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:35 am to TypoKnig
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King > Efimova Edition
After she whipped that cheating arse I wish she would have shown the class to go over to her lane and congratulate her on winning SECOND. IF she did, I don't think they showed it.
Good Morning to most of you.
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:36 am to Papa Tigah
Mornin' y'all.
We really need Ellis Dee to bring back his radar pics and facts.
I appreciate you doing it for us, especially with the bad weather coming, but it just is not the same.
We really need Ellis Dee to bring back his radar pics and facts.
I appreciate you doing it for us, especially with the bad weather coming, but it just is not the same.
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:48 am to TexasTiger89
Morning people.
Don't need no rain. Trying to get a mile of power lines ran.
Don't need no rain. Trying to get a mile of power lines ran.
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:57 am to fishfighter
Morning. Flying Delta this am - boarding now. It's a small miracle.

This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 5:58 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:21 am to drexyl
Well I'm just grateful my eyeball is where it's supposed to be.
Gm bitchezzzz
Gm bitchezzzz
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:23 am to Sir Drinksalot
'Sup, Sip? Ready for the year to begin? The day after my daughters finished Driver's Ed....Dad got a speeding ticket... 
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:25 am to LCA131
We started last Friday.
How fast?
How fast?
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:32 am to Sir Drinksalot
OH, well have a great year. I really respect the job you folks do.
He wrote it for 44 in a 35. Four lanes, divided with wide median and NOT in a residential area...
The exchange:
LEO: Do you know why I pulled you over?
LCA: I have no idea.
LEO: Do you know what the speed limit is?
LCA: 45?
LEO: No, it is 35.
LCA: I think I know why you pulled me over.
He laughed and we chatted amicably for a minute and I thought I was out of it....not so much.
ETA...He said he clocked me at 50...also I changed amiable to amicable...
He wrote it for 44 in a 35. Four lanes, divided with wide median and NOT in a residential area...
The exchange:
LEO: Do you know why I pulled you over?
LCA: I have no idea.
LEO: Do you know what the speed limit is?
LCA: 45?
LEO: No, it is 35.
LCA: I think I know why you pulled me over.
He laughed and we chatted amicably for a minute and I thought I was out of it....not so much.
ETA...He said he clocked me at 50...also I changed amiable to amicable...
This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 6:51 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:33 am to TypoKnig
Hey TypoKing.Thanks for the map.
Morning OT.
eta: LCA,who is LEO and why is he questioning you about your slow driving?jk... :rimshot:
The only Ticket that I've gotten in the last 20 years was right outside of Town.I got off the 4-Lane and was on the 2-Lane Service Rd. where they dare you to go 5 MPH over the Limit.
34 in a 25.
They wouldn't let me pay it early.I went to Court in what looked like Andy Taylor's Office in Mayberry.
Judge:Well I see you had a little rough patch from 79' to 85' but you haven't had a Ticket in 20 years.What happened?
Me: I grew up.
Judge: We all have.I'll Fine you the minimum $100.It cost $220 with Court Costs.
Heyyyyyyooooooooo......
Morning Drinks.Those aren't Balls.They're Boobs.Silly.
Morning OT.
eta: LCA,who is LEO and why is he questioning you about your slow driving?jk... :rimshot:
The only Ticket that I've gotten in the last 20 years was right outside of Town.I got off the 4-Lane and was on the 2-Lane Service Rd. where they dare you to go 5 MPH over the Limit.
34 in a 25.
They wouldn't let me pay it early.I went to Court in what looked like Andy Taylor's Office in Mayberry.
Judge:Well I see you had a little rough patch from 79' to 85' but you haven't had a Ticket in 20 years.What happened?
Me: I grew up.
Judge: We all have.I'll Fine you the minimum $100.It cost $220 with Court Costs.
Heyyyyyyooooooooo......
Morning Drinks.Those aren't Balls.They're Boobs.Silly.
This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 6:56 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:43 am to TypoKnig
Good Morning Gang
Today is going to be fun.
Today is going to be fun.
Fake it til you make it.
Today is going to be fun...
Today is going to be fun.
Today is going to be fun.
Fake it til you make it.
Today is going to be fun...
This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 6:45 am
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:53 am to Bullfrog
Morning Bullfrog.Carpe' Dizum'.
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
Can't live for tomorrow,
Tomorrow's much too long
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
Can't live for tomorrow,
Tomorrow's much too long
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