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Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:31 am to
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113779 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:31 am to
Mornin all


Aspy, I was told that female titties get 25% larger when the female is sexually aroused. I bet yours would be the size under-inflated NFL footballs when you're feeling frisky.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:34 am to
quote:

I could have stayed in bed this morning


How do you know if I was in bed or not?

I was, but how did you know?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113779 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:34 am to
fmf



quote:

vodka martini wednesday



how many did you drink? 1st time i ever ordered a martini i told the barkeep to make it weak.

me

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98927 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Aspy, I was told that female titties get 25% larger when the female is sexually aroused. I bet yours would be the size under-inflated NFL footballs when you're feeling frisky.


Aspy hasn't seen her husband since the wedding so she probably doesn't remember the last time she was aroused
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39955 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:38 am to
Bloody mary Thursday here.

Skill, did you see what that tigerham dude posted last night? It was quite offensive and he said some mean stuff about sbp ATMing and stuff.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113779 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Aspy hasn't seen her husband since the wedding so she probably doesn't remember the last time she was aroused



wrong, she rides horses....duh
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113779 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Skill, did you see what that tigerham dude posted last night? It was quite offensive and he said some mean stuff about sbp ATMing and stuff.



i'll go back and look...i think they have history, and not all "meet n greets plus 1's" turn out to be lasting friendships.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98927 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:44 am to
looks to be deleted
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138507 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:48 am to
did those tailgating idiots that we all voted for earlier this years get their stupid prizes from bud light?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:49 am to
quote:

he said some mean stuff about sbp ATMing and stuff.


Does she not just get cash back at the register with her debick card? I find that to be more convenient. I rarely carry much cash though.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216412 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 11:00 am to
quote:

jmcs68



Hi There..........
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 11:00 am to
I seriously have no idea what made him turn on me. We used to be cool

And his meltdown was pathetic. Just because rag was giving him a hard time
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 11:02 am to
quote:

I seriously have no idea what made him turn on me. We used to be cool


What are things that you will never say about terd?

HBDSBP
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 11:07 am to


Ty gent
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113779 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 11:11 am to
SBP


didn't he want another date with you and you said no? what did rag say to make him melt?
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