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re: Going to prison in Texas soon? Plan your spending budget.

Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by Tig3rman
Member since Aug 2018
234 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:39 pm to
He's not a female nor a mother
Posted by MadDogs
Member since Jul 2018
444 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:53 pm to
Almost everything on here is cheaper than I can go down to WalMart and buy it for. I guess inflation hasn't caught up with the prison system yet.
Posted by Volt
Ascension Island, S Atlantic Ocean
Member since Nov 2009
2960 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 11:15 pm to
No CRUNCHY peanut butter?!

I’m out.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33905 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

You clearly don't understand how easily females get yeast infections


Try washing your dick more than once a month.

But seriously yeast infections are caused by "dirty" stuff. Lady's, keep yourself clean and stay away from dirty dicks.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 11:36 pm to
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Padlock with key + a pair of socks will frick somebody up.

You cross the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas, and all the socks and padlocks in the world will be of no value to you whatsoever.

Established in the early 80's, and infinitely more radical than their California counterparts (in which they are no way affiliated with), legend has it that they have never been on the deficit side of a gang war.

Their first war was with the black gang Mandingo Warriors, who were beaten to the point of near extinction.

They are also known to frequently ally with The Mexican Mafia which makes them practically a near unstoppable force within the Texas Penal System.

Generally believed to be not only the most dangerous prison gang within the U.S. Penal system, but perhaps the entire Western Hemisphere.

Source of information: Employed as a guard at Huntsville for four years.

This post was edited on 9/16/21 at 11:39 pm
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6507 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 12:17 am to
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You cross the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas, and all the socks and padlocks in the world will be of no value to you whatsoever.


Well no shite, but a minigun wasn’t on the list.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58084 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 1:16 am to
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Hold the frick on. Why is Monistat 1 day treatment so damned expensive? That's almost double what the name brand cost in store.


Because the prison system has become little more than a profit driver and has frick all to do w/actually correcting poor behavior. It's why the US has nearly a quarter of the people imprisoned in the entire world.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145176 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 1:19 am to
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$0.90 for a Gatorade is actually pretty good
now we know the god damned reason for the shortage on the outside
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 3:07 am to
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It's why the US has nearly a quarter of the people imprisoned in the entire world.


Lol what?

I don’t believe this for a god damn second. And if it’s true it’s because other countries just dispose of their criminals.
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