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Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:06 am to
Well yea, chicken is worth millions from this site. He can afford some high dollar women flown in from exotic lands.
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:13 am to
So it looks like drinks at her mom's house with her lesbian partner tomorrow night. This could be fun.



Eta: I'm not making this shite up. Never seen the mom or her gf but we'll see where it goes
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 8:15 am
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:17 am to
Morning
Posted by Winston Cup
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65473 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:23 am to
I’m not sure if that is stranger than you being upgraded to bring home to mom material

Sounds like you need to reach out to reality kings for potential licensing just in case
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80841 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:23 am to
I clipped a 6:45 minute mile on the treadmill yesterday, spent 20 minutes on the stair stepper (arse whopping machine), 20 min on the row machine and 20 on the elliptical. My legs are shot because I did about the same thing the day before
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:23 am to
Damn you, Bully. Damn your sorry hide.

Now you have me pressing cancel on the microwave with 1 second left. I’ve added another to the list of my many idiosyncrasies.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:26 am to
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I'm just going quantity over quality right now in my life.


Candidly, that was your plan prior to the last six months. Cheap vodka and Miller lite in copious amounts?

Glad you are staying strong.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Well yea, chicken is worth millions from this site. He can afford some high dollar women flown in from exotic lands.




This sounds like you're describing Jeffrey Epstein. And we know how that turned out...
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80841 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:30 am to
Booze works wonders on chicks, this one it took two dates to take care of business. Previous, one date and a bunch of booze, slam dunk.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80841 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:34 am to
It's really not that hard when you are in shape, have confidence, tell them what they want to hear, and can close the deal.

Eta:not that your old arse could do now.

My 70 yr old dad said go for it all now that you're single. You're going to find one that ties you down again.

I said "good luck to her"

This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 8:39 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 9:16 am to
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It's really not that hard when you are in shape, have confidence, tell them what they want to hear, and can close the deal.


This is funny post. It almost looks like you're lecturing me on how to get laid. And as I recall you were the one who had a chance encounter with a fellow addict in the car?

But you know, I'm old, I don't have a memory either.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 9:18 am to
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This sounds like you're describing Jeffrey Epstein. And we know how that turned out...
Didn’t Jeffrey adore Hillary as well?
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 9:19 am to
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Now you have me pressing cancel on the microwave with 1 second left. I’ve added another to the list of my many idiosyncrasies.
It’s a gift, Joe that not everyone can appreciate.
Posted by SpecialHazard
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 9:20 am to
Shite, Shine, and Shave complete. Good morning folks.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
65473 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:01 am to
quote:

This sounds like you're describing Jeffrey Epstein. And we know how that turned out...

but chicken has been in bed with hillary for years. he should be safe for now
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17003 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:37 am to
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last night took a weird turn of events


Put on your beer googles and power thru it.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
21913 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:39 am to
Breakfast 2: four fried ethical eggs from Vital Farms and two bowls of Cascadian Farm Raisin Bran with organic strawberries on top...with water
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123803 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:41 am to
Lord Chicken,

Is there any way the admins can see how many cumulative upvotes or downvotes a poster has?

I think that could be interesting
Posted by Chicken
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Member since Aug 2003
21913 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:41 am to
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You are never going to achieve the positions in your weird sex book if you keep bulking up.
I have lost 12 pounds in last 6 weeks...I am just trying to maintain weight...
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17003 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:41 am to
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microwave with 1 second left


I leave 3 seconds so I can make believe I have some control in the house. pipe dreams
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