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re: GMT
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:51 am to bigberg2000
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:51 am to bigberg2000
quote:
Sadly no. I am in beautiful Pasadena Tx. Waiting on the other guys/gal. I thought I was going to New Mexico but they sent another crew.
Boooooo
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Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:52 am to Bullfrog
Morning, Bully!
Morning, Squirrel!
Morning, Squirrel!
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:52 am to LSUGrrrl
Good morning y’all
No sure about this no pants dealy
Wearing PJ’s atm drinking a double espresso.
No sure about this no pants dealy
Wearing PJ’s atm drinking a double espresso.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:53 am to LSUGrrrl
Good Morning grrrl! Mimosas sound like a great idea but I have too much to do 
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:53 am to Cheese Grits
That still doesn’t explain the belt up around your neck. What would happen if you just wore your pants and belt around your waist?
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:55 am to madamsquirrel
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Good Morning grrrl! Mimosas sound like a great idea but I have too much to do
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:56 am to t00f
It’s too chilly on my patio for not wearing pants. Managed to get my patio heater to work but probably should unplug it when I leave for tennis bc it’s still questionable.
No mimosas for me this morning, Madam. Going to knock around some fuzzy green balls then heading to stretch lab.
No mimosas for me this morning, Madam. Going to knock around some fuzzy green balls then heading to stretch lab.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:57 am to t00f
I bet Trimmy could find a gif of a squirrel drinking mimosas.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:00 am to Lithium
quote:
I'd forget my pants if you were my nurse
Samesie Lith
To follow up on CG’s contributions to the ongoing pants and aging discussion I’d like to add this:
As a man ages, the amount of weight gained in advancing years is directly proportional to the amount his peen tends to grow inwards, thus becoming an ‘innie’ in which one must push on that FUPA to pop it out.
You’re welcome for that visual and gm
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:01 am to tigernurse
Wait. Is that true?
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:01 am to tigernurse
quote:
As a man ages, the amount of weight gained in advancing years is directly proportional to the amount his peen tends to grow inwards, thus becoming an ‘innie’ in which one must push on that FUPA to pop it out.
Wat
COC2
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:01 am to LSUGrrrl
Spewing facts - me
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:02 am to tigernurse
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:05 am to tigernurse
So… the fatter a man gets, the more the penis shrinks inward? At the same time balls are dropping longer? At least women can use lube.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:06 am to LSUGrrrl
In a nutshell, yes.
So a lesser blessed younger man doesn’t have the ‘wiggle room’ if you will, to account for the eventual inward growth if he gains a lot of weight in older years.
So a lesser blessed younger man doesn’t have the ‘wiggle room’ if you will, to account for the eventual inward growth if he gains a lot of weight in older years.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:09 am to tigernurse
Thank God my husband goes to the gym every night. I’m going to tell him this every time he skips.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:09 am to LSUGrrrl
quote:
What would happen if you just wore your pants and belt around your waist?
Did you ever see "Galaxy Quest" and the possible solutions for the Omega 13?
What if an old man wearing a belt (where it used to be) was the trigger that ended the known universe?
Think about the responsibility for being "that guy"
It is why the smart older gentlemen switch to suspenders
Really old dudes even have suspenders for their socks!
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:11 am to LSUGrrrl
quote:
Wait. Is that true?
Yes, for dudes with small peens
In ancient China (land of the tiny peen) old men would have people to hold their peen to keep it from disappearing.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:19 am to Cheese Grits
Jerry Nadler with the high pants, shuffling away after he shite himself.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:22 am to Hangit
That dude has no dick
Morning Hangit. Imma on dat move.
Morning Hangit. Imma on dat move.
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