GMT—-late start

Morning, butch!

GM Butch


My workout is done
This pre-workout stuff had me bouncing.



Have a great day

Ttoday in History

1765 Patrick Henry bitterly denounced the Stamp Act in the Virginia House of Burgesses.

1790 Rhode Island became the 13th state in the United States, the last of the original colonies to ratify the Constitution.

1848 Wisconsin became the 30th state in the United States.

1917 John F. Kennedy was born in Brookline, Mass.

1942 Bing Crosby recorded his version of “White Christmas.” It would go on to sell over 30 million copies.

1990 Boris Yeltsin was elected president of the Russian republic by the parliament.

Happy Wednesday OTrs of the GMT.

Trying to get rolling myself.....

Bouncing bella....hmmmm that sounds interesting ;-)

Mornin’

Morning Mouser

JOTD

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for. "I'm okay, I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered," but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."

morning joe...

Hey, Butch. The ole gmt is struggling lately.

Morning Butch, everybody. Second cup of coffee is down and being internally filtered, neighbors have left for work, so I guess it's time to get the yard work done before the sun makes it a giant toaster oven outside. Y'all enjoy the day.