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re: GMT: Hump day
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:51 am to LanierSpots
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:51 am to LanierSpots
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:55 am to LanierSpots
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LanierSpots
Do better not your first day on gmt.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:12 am to Ellis Dee
Da joke of dat day:
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty.
Boudreaux’s first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he’d sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux’s sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, “If you has da normal GI insurans an’ you goes to Afghanistan an’ gits youself killed, da govment’ pays you benefishery $20,000. If you takes out da suppmental insurans, which cost you only t’irty dollars a munt, den da governmen’ gots at pay you benefishery of $400,000!
“Now,” Boudreaux concluded, “which bunch you tink dey gonna send at Afghanistan first?
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty.
Boudreaux’s first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he’d sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux’s sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, “If you has da normal GI insurans an’ you goes to Afghanistan an’ gits youself killed, da govment’ pays you benefishery $20,000. If you takes out da suppmental insurans, which cost you only t’irty dollars a munt, den da governmen’ gots at pay you benefishery of $400,000!
“Now,” Boudreaux concluded, “which bunch you tink dey gonna send at Afghanistan first?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:30 am to Bullfrog
Sr.Frog,
I always enjoy your morning send off.
I always enjoy your morning send off.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:53 am to Deep Purple Haze
Good morning, mpdph
Headed to Carriere this morning. The sooner the better to beat the heat
Headed to Carriere this morning. The sooner the better to beat the heat
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:02 am to Deep Purple Haze
I hope the intern assigned to you takes the day off. Looking forward to the pic 
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:07 am to Kcrad
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Headed to Carriere this morning.
gm mpkcr
I hope you're headed to derriere this evening?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:14 am to Hangit
morning all...waiting to see if the AC service will show up
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:28 am to SA4LSU
quote:
LanierSpots
Do better not your first day on gmt.
I will strive to do better for you baw. Thank you for calling out my obvious laziness and nonchalant effort
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:30 am to LanierSpots
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LanierSpots
Keep your chin up, Sparky. How is the progress on the trailer?
Do you ever drink when you are making tackle?
What's your best fishing joke?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:41 am to Kcrad
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Kcrad
Main man!!
Just left the doctor's.. Check up. EKG, blood, peeinthecup, we discussed my honesty on the forms....
I like the new DR. Good sense of humor...chick.
Ok that's about it for now. I sure hope Skillet continues to mess with DPH. Also, I happen to notice that Michael J Cocks has been posting.... Name from long ago
Hello Moock
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 9:43 am
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:47 am to LCA131
Morning OT
LCA, I need a doc like that
LCA, I need a doc like that
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:11 am to moock blackjack
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Good Morning Guys
You already said that once, you dumb shite!
Oops, that darn autocorrect... That should have just said, "Good morning, Moock."
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