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re: GMT: Hump day

Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:51 am to
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:51 am to
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
5071 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:55 am to
quote:

LanierSpots



Do better not your first day on gmt.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7107 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:00 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47505 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:12 am to
Da joke of dat day:

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty.

Boudreaux’s first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he’d sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux’s sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, “If you has da normal GI insurans an’ you goes to Afghanistan an’ gits youself killed, da govment’ pays you benefishery $20,000. If you takes out da suppmental insurans, which cost you only t’irty dollars a munt, den da governmen’ gots at pay you benefishery of $400,000!

“Now,” Boudreaux concluded, “which bunch you tink dey gonna send at Afghanistan first?
Posted by Beer did clam
BatonRouge where CATS are RATZ
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:30 am to
Sr.Frog,
I always enjoy your morning send off.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71549 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:34 am to
c1
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68210 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:53 am to
Good morning, mpdph

Headed to Carriere this morning. The sooner the better to beat the heat
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71549 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 8:54 am to
gm mpK
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68210 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:02 am to
I hope the intern assigned to you takes the day off. Looking forward to the pic
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47505 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Headed to Carriere this morning.


gm mpkcr

I hope you're headed to derriere this evening?
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37287 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:14 am to
morning all...waiting to see if the AC service will show up
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68210 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:19 am to
Me2 mpH
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71693 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

LanierSpots



Do better not your first day on gmt.




I will strive to do better for you baw. Thank you for calling out my obvious laziness and nonchalant effort



Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77618 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:30 am to
quote:

LanierSpots


Keep your chin up, Sparky. How is the progress on the trailer?

Do you ever drink when you are making tackle?

What's your best fishing joke?
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:41 am to
Good Morning Guys
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77618 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Kcrad


Main man!!

Just left the doctor's.. Check up. EKG, blood, peeinthecup, we discussed my honesty on the forms....
I like the new DR. Good sense of humor...chick.

Ok that's about it for now. I sure hope Skillet continues to mess with DPH. Also, I happen to notice that Michael J Cocks has been posting.... Name from long ago

Hello Moock
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 9:43 am
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39023 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:47 am to
Morning OT

LCA, I need a doc like that
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71549 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:05 am to
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
113913 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:10 am to
Good Morning Guys
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77618 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Good Morning Guys


You already said that once, you dumb shite!


Oops, that darn autocorrect... That should have just said, "Good morning, Moock."
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