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Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:48 am to
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:48 am to


I am assuming most male posters aren't young so they should know how to act correctly in front of females. Am I assuming to much and making as arse out of myself?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:49 am to
At least madams get paid, sluts are free.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:50 am to
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I am assuming most male posters aren't young
You're not too far off here
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so they should know how to act correctly in front of females

Ok now you're WAY off

You shouldn't fault yourself for being continually optimistic about typical male behavior
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:50 am to
Yes, they are all old and inappropriate
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:51 am to
quote:

You shouldn't fault yourself for being continually optimistic about typical male behavior


Eventually I will turn into a bitter old woman who swears them off FOREVER.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:51 am to
Then you will fit right in.

J/k
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:52 am to
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Because it’s creepy when it becomes crude. And here’s tip, ladies do not like crude behavior.



There’s a fine line to toe.


That’s where so much of conversation today is lacking, so little nuance.
You don’t come right out as vulgar.

You can be a little risqué while she plays at coy. Some double entendres.
It’s a lingual dance. A little forward but then pulling back. A tango of language, and so much left unsaid by the lips, sly smiles and winks and knowing looks. Laughter is where its at. Everyone having fun, and no one being outright boorish.
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:54 am to
Dis tew much.

I feel like I need to light candles and drink wine while reading this.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:55 am to
I think a decent percentage of the male posters here think nuance is a fancy window covering or a pastry filling
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:58 am to
red or white?
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:59 am to
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red or white?

IDK I guess red.
I typically drink liquor.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:01 am to
I told a lady I was on the jury with that she had a nice ensemble yesterday and it took her a minute to figure out what I meant. Then she blushed and said thank you.

I guess just assumed she’d know what that was
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:01 am to
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You can be a little risqué while she plays at coy. Some double entendres.


Try the ole Truth or Dare approach

Honestly, when I first met my SO if he would have crossed that line he wouldn’t be my SO. Now it’s anyrhing goes. He just had to prove to me he wasn’t a total perv caveman.
This post was edited on 8/1/18 at 11:03 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:02 am to
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they are all old and inappropriate



There becomes a point in a mans life when he stops giving a frick
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:03 am to
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assumed


Don't. People's vocabs are not what they used to be, clearly.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:03 am to
quote:

I typically drink liquor.



Oh ho ho now...my kind of woman!


What’s your poison?

I bet i’ve Got it in my bar.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

I told a lady I was on the jury with that she had a nice ensemble


swoon.
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:07 am to
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What’s your poison?


I am not particular but vodka is my go to. I am not some liquor snob. So yes I am sure it is in your bar, along with probably most everyone's bar. lol
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:08 am to
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Try the ole Truth or Dare approach



One of my favourite games. But so many guys screw this up by getting vulgar and desperate.

It’s a game, you establish a rapport, you give little insights and be funny and interesting.

But no, they’ll come right out and ask for nudes.

By my Ken, if you have to outright ask for something, you’re doing it wrong.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:08 am to
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And here’s tip, ladies do not like crude behavior.
That's 95% of male posters. They seem to think yall like this?
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