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re: Friday lunch thread... blue skies edition..

Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:26 pm to
At least that's the way I remember him telling it.
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:26 pm to
Not gonna lie, that would scare the hell out of me. That thing at the top looks like it means business if you get caught in it
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:29 pm to
I was in middle school.. Bruh.. 12 or 13 years old playing football with people in the neighborhood. This one dude got mad at me and clotheslined me, my chair flipped back, I flipped out my chair and then spit on the dude and we were seriously going to fight.. He would have beat me up if no one jumped in, but the man who owned the property we were on, lived right next to it. Heard the commotion and made us all go home.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:31 pm to
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He got in a fight at a mall. Somehow he got knocked out of his chair and landed at the foot of an escalator. His friends had to rescue from the top where he was just rolling around where the escalror belt goes under the metal plate.

I would give up half my post count for the security cam video of that
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:34 pm to
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I was in middle school.. Bruh.. 12 or 13 years old playing football with people in the neighborhood


Did you add in the bruh for an added thugness?


Yea I remember that story. You spit on him from the ground?
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:36 pm to
You told me you got in a gang fight at the mall?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:37 pm to
Re. the brand of honey roasted peanuts...I am not sure. I have been gradually stealing them a pocket full at a time from my CC and saving them until I got a decent amount.

Sorry...they were good either way.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:40 pm to
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He got in a fight at a mall. Somehow he got knocked out of his chair and landed at the foot of an escalator. His friends had to rescue from the top where he was just rolling around where the escalror belt goes under the metal plate.




I swear on my life that happened. I will try to get the two guys who were with me (we are still friends today) to confirm on video this happened.

We were in a store in Cortana mall... This was before the mall of louisiana existed. I was off looking at something and these two dudes passed by me and told me something about being in a wheelchair. Like, trying to frick with me.

When I was going back to where my friends were, I passed them and kind of ran into them, really just threw my shoulder into one. And I started talking to the dudes I was with. When they saw I was with other people, they left out the store. I told my friends what happened so they wanted to go find them. We saw them and started following them and wanted them to come back and over "tell me what you said to me in the store".

They started telling us to stop following them. We backs off to see where they would go, they went into a store and when they came back out I kind of pushed the dude who was talking shite. He turned around and threw me out of my wheelchair, my friend grabbed him and threw him into a display with some table and chairs and started hitting him. I started crawling over, for some reason the other dude ran at me, my other friend grabbed him and punched the piss out of him and that's when people came break it up and security came.

I am laughing telling this shite because I know it sounds like some made up bullshite, but I swear to you this happened.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:40 pm to
Last week I had on a long dress and it got caught in the escalator.

I yanked it out before I got to the bottom, though.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:40 pm to
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Re. the brand of honey roasted peanuts...I am not sure. I have been gradually stealing them a pocket full at a time from my CC and saving them until I got a decent amount.

Sorry...they were good either way.

back in the day Toms spicy peanuts were the go to road trip snack
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:42 pm to
Should I believe that hogwash above?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:43 pm to
I believe you.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:43 pm to
I believe you.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:44 pm to
I believe you.
Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:44 pm to
Do you believe in life after love?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:45 pm to
You have proven yourself to be less than trustworthy.


eta

Having said that, I noticed how you would not answer stuff directly and I admired the deftness in your evasions.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:45 pm to
I bet Owlie would give up the other half of his post count to have seen that. (I'm ignoring the part where you saved yourself).
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:45 pm to
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Should I believe that hogwash above?


I would believe chris would start a fight he seems violent

if some dude started the shite with a guy in a chair then that is pretty fricking lame

Posted by Bayoumike
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:45 pm to
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Last week I had on a long dress and it got caught in the escalator. I yanked it out before I got to the bottom, though.


This mall story would be a little better if you'd yanked the dress off, not out.

Happy weekend, everyone. The weather is about to get shitty, and I need to prep a bit.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 5:47 pm to
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I believe you.


thank you , i needed that


now i want spicy peanuts
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