Florida Man takes a ride

That’s a true baw driving that rig.

That’s Tom. Tom don’t give a frick. He’s polite, courteous, on time and helpful. I got no beef with abf.

Apparently the guy lost what lost whatever he was using to bash the driver’s windshield.

I need to know the stupid reason, because it is definitely stupid, this fairy jumped on the hood of that truck.

Was it a gay sex at the truck stop quarrel? Did the driver tell him he wasn’t leaving his wife for him? Was the fairy not giving an appropriate amount of road head? Was it a political statement of some sort? I need answers to these important questions.

Probably pissed that his furniture got damaged in a move (ABF does long distance household moves under the name UPack.)