re: Flash Bang Melt-Down for the Ages

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What's the best melt a video game has ever caused you?

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Roommate spent 3 weeks inside getting high and playing Mario Kart Double Dash on Gamecube..did not leave the apartment for 3 straight weeks.

We lived at Commons, I come home from class one afternoon, and there's all this shite piled up on the front patio..i bull my way through to the front door and open it, sure as shite there's the roommate high AF playing and I say, 'What the frick is this shite??' His response, 'Oh ya, my girlfriend must have really meant she was breaking up with me'

Dropped all his shite off and bounced. Best part was while i was helping him move it all in, I found a prescription bottle with a fricking USED CONDOM in it, I again ask, 'What the frick is this shite??' His response, 'Yah, she saved the condom from the first time we had sex'. They're getting married this weekend actually. I'm pretty excited to bring it up.