Driftwood-came across this slang term and thought it fit the OT...

Been studying up on Permaculture because my BIG squeeze wants to try and become more "self reliant". In the course of my studies I came across something called "Driftwood".

After researching I found out two things:

First is that driftwood is a type of wood washed ashore and has been weathered by a lake, Ocean, River. It looks very different from its original look after weathering and drying.

Secondly, and more important to the OT, "Driftwood" is also a slang term meant:

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Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.

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