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re: Don't marry her, bro

Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:45 am to FAT SEXY

Posted by FAT SEXY

California

Member since Jun 2020

1504 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:45 am to FAT SEXY

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Posted by Sput

Member since Mar 2020

9110 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:46 am to FAT SEXY

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FAT SEXY: 126 partners IN, never married

You know there are laws now where yall can get married.

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Posted by Gus007

Member since Jul 2018

14192 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:00 am to FAT SEXY

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You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone.

So! I guess the Adage, "Keep them barefoot and pregnant" is based on decades of experience.

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Posted by Gravitiger

Member since Jun 2011

12226 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:04 am to Rize

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If I have one piece of advice to this board! Don’t frick your HR manger and marry her. 18 years later I don’t think I’ve won a single argument.

Michael Scott?

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Posted by redstick13

Lower Saxony

Member since Feb 2007

40475 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:17 am to FAT SEXY

Hell of a coming out party you had last night.

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Posted by RandySavage

9 Time Natty Winner

Member since May 2012

34903 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:22 am to FAT SEXY

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FAT SEXY: 126 partners IN, never married

This is the guy I want to be taking advice from.

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Posted by DomincDecoco

RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers

Member since Oct 2018

11696 posts

Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:27 am to FAT SEXY

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Imagine Zack Morris, but more handsome and with a 9" python Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet. You're 75% of the way of imagining me.